Short jokes
Let's play carpenter. First, we'll get hammered, then I'll nail you.
Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of seamen waiting for you 😉
Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?
Because every manhole needs a cover.
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?
Some people don’t pick it.
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
What does the suicidal person say on New Years?
"New year, no me."
What's the best way to catch a fish? Ask someone to throw it to you.
iran
Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”
Dad: “Call me George.”
I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.
I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.
He had a change of race tho when he died.
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
What game do zombies like to play?
Corpse and Robbers.
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
Your teeth are so spread out my mom can drive her car through the gap in your teeth.
What do cannibals call newborn babies?
Fresh fruit.
Why is Joe Biden afraid of getting COVID?
Because he'd lose his sense of smell.
When I was your age, we had Wacko Jacko, not Florida Man.