Short jokes
You get paper cuts on each eye and walk off a cliff.
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For jokes, search my YouTube channel: Knowledge with arslan.
Everyone, if I am not online, that is because I am on a vacation, so yeah.
Yo mama so fat that when she looks into a mirror, it always shatters, because her weight could be felt all around.
"A dyslexic atheist lies awake at night wondering if there really is a Dog."
I hope ya'll that have depression kys; you are worthless trash.
Just kidding.
Q. What do a one-story house and an Alzheimer's victim have in common? A. Nothing going on upstairs.
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Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.
Today I'm attaching a light to the ceiling, but I'm afraid I'll probably screw it up.
Friend: Name one gay person off the top of your head.
Me: Me.
We are anonymous because none of us are as cruel as all of us.
Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).
He jizzes canned cheese.
My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.
All my friends live in a forest. It's called Aokigahara.
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
You’ll parsley believe how many puns I have. Hopefully your funny-bone isn’t broken because these are real rib-ticklers.
The definition of the word "Disappointment" means running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose.
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."