Short jokes
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
What do orphans and garbage have in common?
They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.
Why do women hate having sex with midgets?
Because of their shortcomings.
A limbless criminal has just been identified. Police say the suspect is armed and on the run.
What does the suicidal person say on New Years?
"New year, no me."
If you're in Alabama, family reunions are basically speed dating events.
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.
My dad’s nickname for me is ‘Tiger’.
Now, my wrists look like a tiger.
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
I hate prom in Alabama. They always say, "Uhh, actually this is our family reunion." We are in Alabama, so they are the same thing.
Did you fall from heaven? Because you really did a damage on your face.
DO Not Touch - the worst thing you can read in Braille.
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
Don't bother; just try to live in England.
Make sense of what I am saying, This is a LIE—and that's the TRUTH.
What am I?
Answer: a Riddle.
Once my friend was saying something dumb, and I was like, "I Campbell-eve you just said that."
A cow went into a pride of lions' territory.
Since that moment, he knew his life was on the stake.
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
When the police caught him stealing the batteries, he got immediately charged!
What do you call a spice with a PHD?
Dr. Pepper