Short jokes
What did Batman do when he went shopping?
Got ham!
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
What do you find up a ghost's nose? A BOOger.
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Don't bother; just try to live in England.
DO Not Touch - the worst thing you can read in Braille.
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
How do you flatten curves?
With an abortion.
What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?
Drowning Pool - Bodies.
I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.
That poor kid, he was fine until I bought him a mother's day card for his mum. The second he saw it, he burst out crying...
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, I also got jealous.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lion 🦁.
Lion who?
Lion again, aren't you?
Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?
Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?
He took away their ottoman!
Israel and Palestine jokes are hard at these times.
It’s all about execution.
I think my family is racist.
I brought a black girl home, and my wife went crazy and told me to pack my bags, and my kids were upset.
What's the difference between a baby and garlic bread? I feel bad when I drop garlic bread.
What do Colorado and Saudi Arabia have in common?
It's legal to get stoned.
I bought my blind friend a house on the edge of a cliff.
They died of happiness and a 30 story fall.