Short jokes
I have a joke about construction. I'm still working on it.
It's easy to tell if a skeleton is lying to you because you can see right through them.
Jeremy likes to kiss men. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
Why did the boy ask a question to the girl?
Should I kill the main character's best friends in my book? It's an autobiography.
Something you can say about your furniture, but not your partner: "Those legs sure hold a lot of weight."
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
God died for your sins, so basically if you don't sin then Jesus died for nothing.
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
Line (DYM 105)
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
A joke: my life, hahahahaha! Wait, it's not funny.
What comes up on small oceans? Microwaves.
Fuck you, German kids, especially [those who are] alive.
"I only eat food on the right of my plate."
"Are you good at eating?"
"I'm alright at eating."
All jokes are funny with the correct delivery. Except for abortion jokes, there is no delivery.
mememe
You know, they didn't add the word "retard" into the dictionary for nothing.
My dumb ass thinking I made a friend, oh ya, I forgot, literally nobody likes me!