Short jokes
I hate prom in Alabama. They always say, "Uhh, actually this is our family reunion." We are in Alabama, so they are the same thing.
If you're in Alabama, family reunions are basically speed dating events.
I’ve always been a bit insecure about having thicker thighs.
Now I realize it allows me to fit more scars!
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.
What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?
A minor.
Hey, are you suicide? Because I want to do you!
My dad’s nickname for me is ‘Tiger’.
Now, my wrists look like a tiger.
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.
What's a pirate's favorite shop?
Arrrrrrrrgos.
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.
What do you call a smart blonde?
Nonexistent.
Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.
Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.
iran
Don't bother; just try to live in England.
Why is he called Ben 10? Because he is ten in long.
What do you do during a shooting? Why, join in, of course...
Once my friend was saying something dumb, and I was like, "I Campbell-eve you just said that."
What room does a ghost not want to be in?
The living room.
What do you call a spice with a PHD?
Dr. Pepper