Short jokes
I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.
Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied her!
Gallons (DYM 113).
Girls are like a bus; you might miss the first bus and catch the second bus.
Oliver Savagê.
Top 1 best football player 🏈 in the world.
“The guy who tackles the Make-A-Wish kid!”
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.
Your hairline is so far back it was back on before Jesus Christ was born.
Can disabled enable dark mode?
Um, please do not swear, there is no need. Could you maybe just find clean jokes?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce out of school early!
What's Pokémon #539 (Sawk)?
Sawk on deez nuts!
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
"Others, Morris, Sal, Sal, Rasuba Marid, Things!"
My son is broken: "I think at home!"
Happiness!
Roses are red,
my life is a disaster,
the children are fast,
but the combine is F A S T E R!
"Ukraine be like Escape to Witch Mountain!"
Me: Have you ever went sky diving?
Friend: No.
Me: Well don't, it sucks.
Friend: Why?
Me: They gave me a parachute and I lived.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
What does William say when he hurts his toe?
"I wanna scream and shout and let it all out."
My foot itches.