iran
Short Jokes
Don't bother; just try to live in England.
Why is he called Ben 10? Because he is ten in long.
What do you do during a shooting? Why, join in, of course...
Once my friend was saying something dumb, and I was like, "I Campbell-eve you just said that."
What room does a ghost not want to be in?
The living room.
What do you call a spice with a PHD?
Dr. Pepper
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Q: What will we give to a sick lemon?
A: Lemon aid.
A cow went into a pride of lions' territory.
Since that moment, he knew his life was on the stake.
Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
A. Lemon-aid.
Visiting Alabama? Pop-up dating ads be like: "Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com."
When the police caught him stealing the batteries, he got immediately charged!
Wanna play shark attack? I eat, you scream!
Friend: "UR LIT BRO!!"
Me: "That's what my sleeve said to my arm."
When someone says you're adopted, say, "But you're still at the orphanage."
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
Slavery is like Pokémon, you gotta catch them all.
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
