Short jokes

Could a phone booth also be called a chatterbox?

Update: I got banned from BIGO Live.

I was happy for once, and my family was happy I was happy, but that all changed when they found out I was thinking about bridges and humans.

I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, I also got jealous.

Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?

What did the orphan ask Santa for? A good family.

I saw a Cuban prisoner. I asked, "Why are you running from the cops?" He said, "I'M FREE AT LAST!"

What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.

What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.

Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.

Once an orphan got a girlfriend. He regretted it. She left him too.

Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"

What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

When I see lovers' names carved on a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.

what did the suicidal kid say to the tree?

don't leave me hanging.

I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.

What do cannibals call newborn babies?

Fresh fruit.

Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.

Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"

Me: "To reduce the population by one."

I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.

He had a change of race tho when he died.