Threat of Touch

This is a setup for a punchline. The humor is in the unexpected turn or reveal, which is not provided in the text itself. It suggests a sexual advance.

• Threat
• Guy
• Sex
• Touch
• Harassment
• Response

• "Hee hee touched me."
• Speak to your dad before I put my hand up your ass!
• Bro sat down too close for comfort. I told him to move or he would get hurt. Come on, how hard could it possibly be To move a few inches? You’re touching my D. A guy really needs his personal space. Disobey and I’ll shove it in your face.
• Like if you wanna have sex.