Short jokes
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He didn't pay his electricity bills.
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
How do you blow up an Indian person?
You press the red button.
What's the most fun a monk can have?
Nun.
So here's the joke. A bear walks into a bar and sits down and then....then..........then................................zzzz
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
All orphans must be gay because they are not home o'fobic.
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.
Alabama.
Every time there's a family reunion, a baby is born 9 months later.
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
Smash or pass?
"Smash," said the iceberg.
TItanic:...
Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it's only cannibalism if you swallow.
Why didn't Trump beat Biden?
Because he couldn't trump that bitch!
I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?
People always told me to open doors for elders. So I opened the plane door 5,000 feet up in the air for a grandma.
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
If dust mites are found in dust, bedbugs are found in beds, where are cockroaches found in?
I got in big trouble the other day, though it was pretty unfair. Babies kick pregnant women all the time, and yet I got arrested anyways.