Short jokes
I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a dick in the ass.
Like if I'm fine-ish.
What do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?
Showing them the ropes.
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
Why can't you have a tall dog? You will have pups in a week.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
"Stupid ass baby."
nOnBiNaRy TrAsH
It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
Why did the child die? To see God, our father.
At least 32 people hate orphan jokes.
And I thank all the people who participate in this protest.
If you spell "swim" backwards you get "miws."
Where is my dad?
My girlfriend called me a pedophile... That's a big word for a 1st grader.
Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.
A computer usually has a HARD drive. LESSON. No wonder they remember things.
Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk their parents didn't bring back.
What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?
One won't scream when you remove their meat.
Guys, we should stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad. Oh.... Wait... Continue.
McDonald's worker be like, "Hello, would you like a Mc-Dick?" (You looked down) You: "Uhh, where's my dick?"