Your teeth are so spread out my mom can drive her car through the gap in your teeth.
Short Jokes
What do cannibals call newborn babies?
Fresh fruit.
Q: What kind of club do roosters go to? A: The Chicken Strip.
I made that one up.
Welcome to Morgan's Morgue and Pizzeria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!
What did the grim reaper say when his favorite car commercial came on? "Safe life repair, safe life replace!"
Follow me if you need advice, or just follow me.
What is a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Five Guys.
If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.
I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.
I was tickling my step brother's balls, and then it hit me: why is he laughing?
What did the short Chinese man say when he was called a dwarf? "Da fok yu sai tu meee."
A man walks into a bar and says, "I'm feeling depressed. What do you have to cheer me up?"
The bartender replied: "A shotgun."
Maths...
....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.
Your hairline is so far back that your dad still can't find his way back home.
What do you say when you see your TV floating away at night?
"Drop it, Jamal!"
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?
Sneakers.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
Is that a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself inside them.
Hickory dickory dock. My wife avoids my cock. She's losing her and having an affair. So I had to slap Chris Rock.
You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.
