Short jokes
Yo mama so stupid, she shoved a battery up her butt and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7’s a cunt.
If laziness was an Olympic sport, I'd come in fourth so I wouldn't have to walk up to the podium.
What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
I don't like Twin Tower jokes. They always tend to crash and burn.
My friend and I were playing Poker... And my friend also beat me with Jackass.
What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.
You are so intelligent that parents come running to beg you to be their child!
Your hairline is so bad man, I gave your doctor a breathalyzer.
What is my most popular side of myself?
Suicide.
You know how all zodiacs have hairstyles... well not Cancers.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them?
It took my sole.
Can disabled enable dark mode?
Q: What is the best Disney character?
A: Toe Mater.
What does a nun say when you ask too many questions?
"Nunya business!"
What is a gay person's favorite fast food place?
Jack(off) in the Box.
Why did the police play baseball?
Why?
He wanted to play catch.
Why didn't Michael Jackson get away with messaging with kids? Because they were all juveniles.
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.