Girls and Noodles Commonality

Listen here, you're not the sharpest tool in the shed, are you? You posted something that is not that funny. It uses the word 'wiggle'. You know what that sounds like, right? It refers to something that, uh, moves...during some adult fun. It's like saying something about a girl moving. Get it? It's supposed to be a little bit naughty, like when you giggle after saying a bad word. So that's it. You're welcome.