September jokes
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.
9/11 wasn’t the date, it was the score.
If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.
The man fired from the World Trade Center on September 10.
That is just plain wrong.
What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?
Party crashers.
"Chelsea is the most consistent team.
One win in August, one win in September, and one win in October; it's just like a menstrual cycle.
If they don't win in November, just know that they're pregnant." 😅
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THAT'S 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH!
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
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R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth II. 1926-2022.
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?
Hey, I misplaced 2.1 trillion a few days ago, on September 7th, 2001.
Why did the tall building fall?
It was September 11th.
What’s my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11.
Me dozing off while driving.
Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.
It was September 10, 2001, when I stayed up watching TV shows.
I woke up late for work at The World Trade Center, but it was burning. I said out loud, "I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean... I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.