September jokes
September 11, bring your plane to work day.
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
Dr. Seuss died September 24, but that was a lie. Dr. Seuss, when he was 97, he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes, Dr. Seuss allahuakbar.”
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid.
Man: "Hang in there! I'm gonna get some help!"
Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said.
RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)
Daniel committed suicide five years ago today......
Memes
On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."
September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
Me dozing off while driving.
Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.
Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.
Me: dozes off while driving. Everybody else on the passenger plane on September 11.
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
"Having too much sex can result in memory loss."
I read that on page 37, paragraph five of the New England Medical Journal on September 15th, 2014, at 10:37 AM.
I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.
They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!
It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!
Hey, I misplaced 2.1 trillion a few days ago, on September 7th, 2001.
"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?