September

September Jokes

Dr. Seuss

Dr. Seuss died September 24, but that was a lie. Dr. Seuss, when he was 97, he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes, Dr. Seuss allahuakbar.”

Misunderstanding

A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid.

Man: "Hang in there! I'm gonna get some help!"

Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said.

RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)

Daniel committed suicide five years ago today......

9/11

On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.

Test

Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.

Plane

Me dozing off while driving.

Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.

Birthday

I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.

They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!

It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!

Day

Hey, I misplaced 2.1 trillion a few days ago, on September 7th, 2001.

September 11

"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?

9/11

When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.