September jokes
September 11, bring your plane to work day.
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
Dr. Seuss died September 24, but that was a lie. Dr. Seuss, when he was 97, he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes, Dr. Seuss allahuakbar.”
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid.
Man: "Hang in there! I'm gonna get some help!"
Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said.
RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)
Daniel committed suicide five years ago today......
On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.
September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.
Me: dozes off while driving. Everybody else on the passenger plane on September 11.
I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.
They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!
It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
Hey, I misplaced 2.1 trillion a few days ago, on September 7th, 2001.
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.