September jokes
September 11, bring your plane to work day.
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
Dr. Seuss died September 24, but that was a lie. Dr. Seuss, when he was 97, he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes, Dr. Seuss allahuakbar.”
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid.
Man: "Hang in there! I'm gonna get some help!"
Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said.
RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)
Daniel committed suicide five years ago today......
Memes
On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."
September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
Me dozing off while driving.
Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.
Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.
Me: dozes off while driving. Everybody else on the passenger plane on September 11.
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
"Having too much sex can result in memory loss."
I read that on page 37, paragraph five of the New England Medical Journal on September 15th, 2014, at 10:37 AM.
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.
They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!
It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
Hey, I misplaced 2.1 trillion a few days ago, on September 7th, 2001.