September jokes
September 11, bring your plane to work day.
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
Dr. Seuss died September 24, but that was a lie. Dr. Seuss, when he was 97, he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes, Dr. Seuss allahuakbar.”
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid.
Man: "Hang in there! I'm gonna get some help!"
Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said.
RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)
Daniel committed suicide five years ago today......
Memes
On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."
September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Today we had a test on September 11th in school. I got a 9/11.
Me dozing off while driving.
Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
Me: dozes off while driving. Everybody else on the passenger plane on September 11.
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
On 9/11, the New Yorks lost to the Jets.
I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.
They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!
It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!
Hey, I misplaced 2.1 trillion a few days ago, on September 7th, 2001.
"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.