The 50+ Best September Jokes

"White people can't jump"...

"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."

What game did Al-Qaeda Play With The Twin Towers On September 11th 2001? Jenga.

On 9/11 the new yorks lost to the jets

Puns: I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th. They're going to have an explosive party, that will definitely blow you away. It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast too!

hey i misplaced 2.1 trillion a few days ago on september 7th 2001

When you play flappy bird in 9/11 the bird is a blane and the obstical courses are towers

Just ask for a hotspot on September 9 2001, you'll know.

In a game, there are crew members that have to keep the ship running. But little did they know, there was an imposter among them Sound familiar🤔 Well in september 11th...

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R.I.P Queen Elizabeth II. 1926-2022

What’s my favorite Islamic Holiday... 9/11

Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THATS 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH

Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have? Because no one forgets it! :))

If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.

the man fired from the world trade center on september 10

that is just plain wrong

What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?

Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!

Q: a mom had 5 children - January, febuary, march, april what is the name of the fifth child? A: What.

What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center? They both fall I'm September.

September 11 bring your plane to work day

Dr. Seuss Died September 24 but that was a lie Dr. Seuss when he was 97 he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes Dr. Seuss allahuakbar”