Short jokes
Where is a place where people die?
Rosshall Academy.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
"Dumbest7" is my Xbox account. Hit me up.
What’s something you can say about your clothes but not your partner?
It’s just a rental.
You should never suppress a fart. It travels up the spine high into the brain. That's where the shit ideas come from.
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.
I have a friend named Mole.
She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt...
Why is it so punny when Sans tells a joke in the evening?
Because a SANSET is happening.
My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.
An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.
What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.
I love orphans. They're precious.
Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?
Because they don't know what age rate they are…
I saw some kids bullying a kid in a wheelchair. I grabbed the kid, pushed him down the stairs, and said, "GTA physics."
What’s red and goes 90 miles an hour?
Why did the man die of the actor's performance?
The performance was unbeLIVEable!
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What do you call an Asian, a blind man, and a very bad driver?
What’s something you can say at a Christian summer camp and during a blind date?
"Good Lord, this is fun!"
Only one band is capable of affording the insurance on supercars. UB40!