Short jokes
What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
What's the most fun a monk can have?
Nun.
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Unnecessary.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we shot the last one that had a dream.
So, you're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties.
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
Your hairline is so bad even your gay friend is straighter than it.
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
BlessedBrian's autobiography would be titled "The Adventure of Watching Paint Dry."
Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!
It's telling that Ye gets more offended when he's called a gayfish than a Nazi.
A guy threatened to touch me yesterday...
“Dad, can you explain to me what a solar eclipse is?”
No sun.
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
I got fired from my job today at a banana factory. They said to throw away the bad ones, so I threw away the bent ones.
What place has more boys than the Catholic Church? Michael Jackson's bedroom.
My parents were concerned when I said I like to bleed, but at least I cut my risk of cancer and stroke in half.
Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.