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Unexpected Firing Cause

joe
4 years ago ·
  • Boss: You're fired.

    Me: *pauses porn* Why?

  • 2
    • Porn
    • Boss
    • Job
    • Work
    • Rule
    • Entertainment

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, numbskull. You probably don't have a job, or you are just about to get fired! The joke is that this guy is watching porn at work, and when his boss fires him, he's surprised. Like, duh, you were watching porn on the clock! What did you expect, a promotion?

    Comments (2)

  • m

    mR.Tinted19

    4 years ago

    it funny just picturing jt

    Haha

    4 years ago

    Hahaha 🤣

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