Short jokes
There were two peanuts walking down an alley. One was assaulted.
What did God say when he made the Black human? Oh no, I burnt another one!
The difference between my life and a joke is that a joke has meaning.
I was going to buy a pocket calculator. But then I thought, who cares how many pockets I have?
Age is just a number,
Jail is just a room.
What can you say both at a funeral and during sex?
This would be much better if you were alive.
There are people who are beautiful, and then there are people whom I won't rape.
I'll never forget how my grandmother died. "This lemonade tastes like bleach..."
What did the green light say to the red light? - Don't look, I'm changing!
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
If there is a hair, the meat is ruined.
Roses are red. Walls are made of plaster. Schoolchildren can move fast, But bullets can move faster.
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most?
The “cold and passed out” kind.
What's better than sex with your 12 year old sister?
Rolling her over and pretending it's your 10 year old brother.
What do you call a Mexican that hung him self? a pinata
Weather is like sex. Once in a while you need to get wet.
What was Hitler's lucky number?
Nein.
Cops go to the hood when the shooting range is closed.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
In a normal country, they have lemonade. In Soviet Russia, they have Leninade: "Refresh yourself with a cold war."