Short jokes
What was Hitler's lucky number?
Nein.
What's worse than having ants in your pants?
Uncles.
In a normal country, they have lemonade. In Soviet Russia, they have Leninade: "Refresh yourself with a cold war."
i raped a dog. When asked how her experience was, she said ruff
Your forehead is so big, your face is on your chin.
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit.
Women.
Everyone laughs when a bully teases someone, but no one laughs when that person commits suicide.
Why go across the street when you can just go down the hall, lol?
What do you call an idiotic cow?
A mis-steak!
What's the a simulation between a penis and a Rubik's cube?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
For all the talk of Donald Trump loving America, most of his lovers are imported from Eastern Europe.
What do you call a sheep on steroids? A woolly mammoth.
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?
A: Cuatro Cinco.
I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it.
I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.
I used to date a girl named Ruth, but she broke up with me and now I am ruthless.
Hot women with big boobs work at Hooters, but where does a handicap woman work?
IHOP.
My undergrad was killer. It was murder in the first degree.
What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?
Boi Ling.