Short jokes
The more they smile, the less they see.
What is blue and sits in a corner? A baby in a baggy.
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
Now you should let your imagination work... imagine naked Jesus with an erection... and nail holes in his hands...
Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.
Why did the Russian cross the road?
To get to the other side.
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
Don't take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you—as a joke.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
I was gonna tell you a sodium joke, but Na, only I thought it was so dium funny.
Don't ever wanna fuck a dude!!
When Stephen Hawking died, he saw the stairway to Heaven.
He thought to himself, "Oh God, this is awkward!"
An old lady in the bank told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
I learned how to say "virgin" in German: "Good and tight."
What do you call a gay guy eating Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
You learn something new every day.
Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.
What is the cheetah's favorite candy? Cheetos.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
Yo momma so slutty, she could use a tank truck as a dildo.