Short jokes
If there is a hair, the meat is ruined.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What did the green light say to the red light? - Don't look, I'm changing!
What do you call an idiotic cow?
A mis-steak!
I'll never forget how my grandmother died. "This lemonade tastes like bleach..."
There are people who are beautiful, and then there are people whom I won't rape.
Roses are red. Walls are made of plaster. Schoolchildren can move fast, But bullets can move faster.
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most?
The “cold and passed out” kind.
What's better than sex with your 12 year old sister?
Rolling her over and pretending it's your 10 year old brother.
What do you call a Mexican that hung him self? a pinata
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.
Weather is like sex. Once in a while you need to get wet.
In a normal country, they have lemonade. In Soviet Russia, they have Leninade: "Refresh yourself with a cold war."
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He didn't pay his electricity bills.
I heard that my crush got kicked in the balls and when I thought of it...
What was Hitler's lucky number?
Nein.
Cops go to the hood when the shooting range is closed.
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
My autistic son hates taking baths or showers.
I don’t blame him, I don’t like soggy vegetables either.