Foster Care jokes
What's the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan?
Only one is wanted.
How to get quick cash:
Step 1: Kill a child's parents.
Step 2: Do foster care for them.
Step 3: Get paid for doing foster care.
Chuck Norris used to be an orphan.
Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...
'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.
Like this if you are in foster care.
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
What's the second worst thing to happen to orphans?
They can't have sex.
"Why?"
Because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.
Why can’t orphans ride bikes?
Because they don’t have parent supervision.
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*