Foster Care jokes
What's the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan?
Only one is wanted.
How to get quick cash:
Step 1: Kill a child's parents.
Step 2: Do foster care for them.
Step 3: Get paid for doing foster care.
Chuck Norris used to be an orphan.
Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...
'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have no one to call "daddy."
Like this if you are in foster care.
We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I asked the orphan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything.
Then I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanage.
What's the second worst thing to happen to orphans?
They can't have sex.
"Why?"
Because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.
Why can’t orphans ride bikes?
Because they don’t have parent supervision.
What’s an orphan’s favorite drink?
Foster’s.
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They won't be able to find home.
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
The puppies actually get adopted.
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
"Fosters."
I don't like to use the word "kidnapping". So I just use the term: "surprise adoption."
Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?
Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."