What's the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan?
Only one is wanted.
Chuck Norris used to be an orphan
Because some families were too scared of his bravery to adopt him
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Why do orphans become criminals to know what’s it like to be wanted
Q: Why can't orphans be gay? A: They have no one to call daddy
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?.... Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
why cant an orphan be gay cause they have no one to call daddy
We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.
I ask the orpahan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything. The I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanige.
what's the second worst thing to happen to orphans? they can't have sex. "why?" because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.
Why can’t orphans ride bikes
Because they don’t have parent supervision
Orphan:Have u seen my mommy? Person: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes? Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE? Orphan: MOTHER! Person: LEts go home! Orphan: Uhhhh *SHes was never to be seen again*
How to get quick cash: Step 1: Kill a child's parents Step 2: Do foster care for them Step 3: Get paid for doing foster care
like this if you are in foster care
