Little Johnny's Wrestling Invitation

The humor comes from Little Johnny misunderstanding his parents' wrestling as a playful activity, rather than a euphemism for something else. He innocently wants to join in not realizing what they really meant.

• Wrestling
• Parent
• Little Johnny
• Family
• Play
• Surprise

• Little Johnny walked into his parents' room to see them going at it. He asked his mom what they were doing, and she said, "Uh, we're play fighting," and he's like, "With no clothes on?" She said, "Yeah," and so he said, "Let me join you then..."
• Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny. Johnny who? Johnny want yo' mommy.
• What did Little Johnny say to his dad? Johnny: "Dad, please not again! I'm too young!"
• One day, little Johnny woke up to get a drink of water. He passed by his parents' bedroom and noticed sheets bouncing. He asked his dad what he was doing. He said, "Playing cards." Little Johnny said, "Who is your partner?" Dad said, "Your mom." On his way up, he passed by his sister's room and noticed sheets bouncing around and asked what she’s doing. She said, "Playing cards with my boyfriend, Paul." The next day, Dad came to ask Johnny a question. The father noticed Johnny was still in bed and asked him what he was doing. He saw the sheet bouncing and asked Johnny what he was doing. He said, "Playing cards." His dad asked him who his partner was. Little Johnny said, "You don’t need a partner if you have a good hand."