Short jokes
Q: What is a box's favorite sport?
A: Box-ketball.
What did the traffic light 🚦 say to the car 🚗? Don’t look, I’m about to change!
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
I'm looking for women. Put your height, weight, and bra size in the comments.
I don't know.
My dog once went to Uranus. 🐶🤣🤣🤣
You know, because dogs sniff Uranus? 😂😂😂
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
A bowman walked into a throne room, and he bowed to him.
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
Stop posting things on orphan jokes, then!
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
My heart broke as I went down the stairs, and my girlfriend broke her heart.
Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.
My mom holds up a hot dog and shouts, "WHO WANTS A WIENIE!?"
"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.
Ok, so I'm bored, depressed, and lonely. Someone wanna talk?
I would like to make a Minecraft joke...
It would be too plain.
"Rapeboat momma" on OnlyFans. Rapeboat is her number one sub.