Short jokes
KK or Liv?
Hairline is so far up, Patrick Mahomes can't even sell to a wide receiver.
One time my receipt broke before I even got to my truck.
Why can't orphans be in charge of making web pages?
Because they can't add a home page.
Doctor: You should stop masturbating.
Me: Doc, I'm almost done.
Prince, are you really gay, because I love you with all my heart and pray for you all the time!
PLEASE CHOOSE ME INSTEAD! :(
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Snow caps!
You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.
Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
He was looking for "poo."
What do you call a person that can't operate a wheelchair?
Stephen Hawking.
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
What do you call an octopus on land?
A spider, duh!
What’s a rapper’s favorite type of fishing?
Catching BIG BASS.
He had a song named after him: "They see me rolling."
Stinky Steve.
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
What's brown and rather bad for your dental health?
- A baseball bat.
Q: What did the late cannibal get when he got to the party?
A: A cold shoulder.
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
Iron jug.