Blonde and Shotgun

This joke plays on the double meaning of the word "cock". In one sense it refers to the part of a shotgun that is pulled back before firing. The second and more vulgar meaning is slang for a penis. The joke uses this double entendre to make a crude comparison of a blonde and a shotgun.

• Shotgun
• Blondie
• Blonde
• Common
• Sexuality
• Cock

• What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common? They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
• What do guns and women have in common? They both get cocked and loaded.
• What do screen doors and blondes have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.
• What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde girl? One stops sucking when you smack it.