Trump's Long Ties

Alright, you knucklehead, let me break it down for you. You probably think politics is a fun game, huh? Well, it isn't! This is about Donald Trump and his very long ties. The joke implies a connection between Trump and Russia, like his ties are a path to Russia. Get it? It's based on the idea that Trump might be secretly working with Russia! You probably just thought it was about long ties.