Short jokes
What do you call a passport for Mandalorians?
A Pre Visa!
If you ever get mad at a person that crumpled their leg, don't forget that they can hide, but they can't run.
How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes, and multiplies with the whole classroom.
Apparently, rock bottom has a basement.... :\
What was Frankenstein's second job? -- He was a bodybuilder.
Girls are like volcanoes.
You never know when they will erupt.
Stormtrooper: What should we do with this coffee?
Palpatine: Brew it!
Me: I look up to you.
Friend: Wow, thanks!
Me: But in general cuz your so tall.
Seat belts are like the condom for cars.
Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
Why do bunnies like Bruno Mars? Because he got 24 carrots.
Q: What is a lesbian's version of a cock block?
A: A beaver dam.
What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?
Lesbionage.
How does a cannibal start a wedding reception?
He toasts the groom.
My mom asks, "How did you do this?" Me: "Naw, I did it with a fork. WHAT D'YA THINK?-"
Someone said to stop hurting myself, but I'm still trying to cut my arms off.
When the orphan got a job as a priest, what was his name?
Father Les.
Your mum is so old that when I told her to act her age, she died.
What do you call a homeless Hitler?
A roofless dictator.
What's the difference between my car and a school bus? A school bus takes them back home.