Short jokes
Hickory dickory dock. My wife avoids my cock. She's losing her and having an affair. So I had to slap Chris Rock.
Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
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My dad brought me some sunglasses, but it still wasn't enough to keep my son out of my life.
Flat earthers are completely wrong. If the earth was flat, I would have yeeted myself off the edge years ago!
My mom wanted me to build her a shed for her useless things, then she told me to go live in it.
I want to date depression cuz at least I know they won't leave me.
I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing.
Me: Stepping on a scale to weigh myself.
Everyone else in the minefield...
The closest thing in a depressed person's life is a knife and his/her throat.
Yo mama so ugly!
The mime broke his 30 year streak of silence!!!!
What's an astronaut's favorite candy? A Milky Way!
Alyas' dad died, that's comedy. Something not funny is like BLM.
I told my psychiatrist I was going to go kill myself. He asked if I was paying for this appointment in check or cash.
Children in the dark make mistakes.
Mistakes in the dark make children.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at school? Put another one in and continue!
What does a bicycle and Jade Goody have in common?
They can't reach 30.
I was watching my son play at the park, and a lady asked me, "Which one is yours?" And for fun, I said, "I don't know, I'm still choosing."
bully: "Your life's a joke."
me: "My life's not a joke, jokes have meaning."