Short jokes
you play gatcha life more like go get a life.
My sister is pregnant, I'm gonna be a dad.
Yeah, you can call me daddy, son.
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?
Billy's jeans.
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael Jackson.
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
You should know how important it is to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
What has four legs and one arm?
A Rottweiler in a children’s playground.
Roses are red, potato chips are savory...
The United States prison system is legalized slavery.
What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
And microtransaction.
They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.
It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."
I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.
Job Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in the next five years?
Me: I'd say my biggest weakness is listening.
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds in the clip? Because that’s the average class size.
what's another name for cumming inside of a woman?
loading the dishwasher.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, I’d rather be single than with someone like you.
Where do poor Italians live?
The spaghetto.