Short jokes
I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.
My wife said I have no sense of direction.
I said, "Where did that come from?"
Why did Shakespeare only write using quills?
Pencils confused him: 2b or not 2b.
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
What’s the difference between white people and Black people?
One runs from the police, one runs for the police.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through something so small?"
What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? Timing.
Are you a raisin? Because you’re raisin' my dick.
Do you have a shovel? Because I'm digging that ass.
What's Joe Biden's favorite arcade game?
Space Invaders.
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy?
Hot Wheels.
My mom asks, "How did you do this?" Me: "Naw, I did it with a fork. WHAT D'YA THINK?-"
Who is the man behind all lives matter?
Michael Jackson.
What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The Flash.
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.
Maths...
....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.