Short jokes
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
"Self harm jokes aren't that deep."
Me: I broke me bum.
Dad: Oh, that is bad. I will get some Pooh in the toilet so I can heal your bum.
What was the oak tree's response to the apple tree's joke?
You should leaf it alone!
Did you hear that story "Three Lines in the Sand?" By dickadraggin'.
When I died, my friend said he'd cover me.
What did Superman say to Batman?
Nothing, Bruce is dead.
Why can't emos come out of the closet to their parents?
Because they won't be there to stick around.
Your mom was absolutely getting drilled by me on the living room floor last night.
Why are basements so scary? Cuz of the mail.
I forgot the joke I wanted to say.
Chat, is this real?
I told my doctor I ate a bunch of bananas. It wasn’t a very a-peeling experience.
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
A guy was annoyed in a store. I walk up to him and said, "What's wrong, buddy? Don't worry, it's not like you're on an abandoned isle!"
My live.
How do you call a very good lemonade?
Fantatastic!
When you got on an airplane, the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.
Knock knock. Who's there? Beep boop S.t.e.p.h.e.n beep boop H.a.w.k.i.n.g.
Your hairline is so far back that it made every country on earth disappear.
You wanna talk Alya and JK Master?