Short jokes
When do you go at stop and stop when done?
I don't know, I'm not a pedophile.
What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.
BAD!!!!!!
Why did the cliff feel offended?
Because George jumped OFF. ENDED his life.
(I'm sorry... No, I'm not!)
Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldn't work until I enabled pop-ups!
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
A man went into a library to get a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian said, "No, you won't bring it back."
My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Imperial Pilot: What do you think about the new Tie fighter?
Palpatine: Flew it.
Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.
Man: Hey kids, who wants milk?
Kids: Me!
Man: *unzips fly*
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
If I measured your forehead, it would be 100,000,000,000,000,000 miles long.
Lawrence in maths ;)
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.
As a kid, I used to eat a sour herb from a certain spot near a rock.
Now I pee on it, just following the ritual of Africa.
Why are orphans not that good at baseball?
They can never hit a homerun.
One day an old woman came into the bank and asked me to check her balance... So, I pushed her over.