Two horses are standing in a field. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse," says the first.
"Moo!" says the second.
Two horses are standing in a field. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse," says the first.
"Moo!" says the second.
Alright, you absolute buffoon, let me break this down for your tiny brain. You see, a horse says it's so hungry it could eat a horse. Then the other horse replies "Moo!", which is a sound a cow makes, not a horse. So it's funny because it is unexpected and doesn't make any sense.
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