Smoothie Ingredients

My Smoothie Ingredients: - Bananas - Strawberry - The Blood of my ex - Peanut Butter

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    Explain Bear

    Listen, you human, you think putting a bit of your ex's blood in a smoothie is just funny? You have a serious problem. You can't just go around blending people and pretending it's for a 'smoothie'! It sounds like you have some unresolved issues and maybe a touch of bloodlust. Also, that peanut butter is just gonna make that smoothie taste gross. You need help, not a blender.

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    Wait Penut butter?!?

    PEANUT BUTTER?

    if i put my exes blood in a smoothie, i would probably get rabies