Short jokes
What kind of bee can't fly?
A KOBE.
I saw a kid on the side of the road covered in rags and asked if he was an orphan. He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
Why did the transgender girl want to be a boy?
Because momma never raised no pussy.
The toaster;
otherwise known as, the ultimate bath bomb.
You're so ugly that even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product.
Stephen Hawking is so lucky to go to heaven.
Oh never mind, here comes the stairway.
"Don't worry! Life goes on."
"Yeah, that's what's had me worried."
What's the difference between necrophilia and a choking fetish? 15 seconds.
What is a dry swimmer?
Not in the water...
Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks.
I find it bemusing that hardcore right-wingers are superfans of Johnny Depp, considering that he looks like a dangerous Mexican drug lord.
My friend told me to "hang on" when I told him I wanted to kill myself.
Buddy, I’ll be hanging for sure, just you wait.
I was cutting the vegetables and my mom asked how I was so skillful.
You were sleeping, it didn't count - Chloe Foxwell 2021:)))))))
Jon said: What do you call a pregnant woman?
Mike said: I don’t know, what?
Jon said: Kinder surprise.
I bought a guh on the weekend.
(what's a guh?)
GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰
When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say, “This boy always had a fat ass.”
Note to self.
When baking for the holidays, don't Google "creampies".
Google "cream pie recipes".
I saw my friend hang themselves. My response was, I guess they wanted to hang with someone.