Short jokes
Putin be like CSGO is much harder in real life!
Who's the smallest wife??
Micro-wife.
What's a depressed person's favorite game? Hangman.
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
When your friend moves to Texas and she comes back a cowgirl.
YEEEHAWW!
I invented a new word today.
Plagiarism.
I'd call BlessedBrian a tool, but at least a tool serves a purpose.
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
I like my kids like I like my lamps. Hung from the ceiling.
Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Q: Why can orphans swim?
A: They have or-fins.
Where do squirrels go for fun?
The acorn-ival.
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
What do you say to your customer at a popsicle stand when he asks for the price?
Dollar a pop!
Get it?
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
What do you call a funny rapper?
A PUN-ISHER!
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What do you call a fish that can use a katana? A salmon-rai.
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.