Short jokes
I was at the bank yesterday.
A lady asked to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
What hit the floor first, the emo or the apple? The apple, the rope stopped the emo.
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
Your money, you bully's everything you hate.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke.
KA-DOOM-CHA!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Deja Vu.
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.
Gwen and Prince chat and talk and discuss; we won't bother you! Here! Enjoy!
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
I have so many cash machine jokes.
But none of them seem to work ATM.
Who will join if I make a WJE Discord server?
I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.
I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.
You are.
I wrote a book called "Endless Love."
It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller.
What do you call Nicholas and Dillon/Dennis?
GAY