Short jokes
What did the mute man tell the blind man?
Nothing.
Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.
I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.
My brother called me short and ugly, so I called him an ambulance.
My grandpa killed 100 German soldiers; he was the worst German pilot ever.
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.
Why can’t the blind man find love?
It’s called love at first sight.
What runs around a yard without actually moving? A fence.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor jokes?
It can't hit home.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
I like my men how I like my coffee...
WITHOUT A FUCKING VAGINA!
When the school shooter finds you and you think you’re gonna die, but he remembers the time you gave him a pen.
An Asian man goes to the eye doctor.
The doctor says, "It looks like you have a cataract."
The Asian guy says, "No Doc, I drive a Rincoln."
Nurse: Don't worry, I'm great with babies. Parents: You are? Nurse: Yeah, I always abort them. Parent:... Parent: You're hired.
Jon said: What do you call a pregnant woman?
Mike said: I don’t know, what?
Jon said: Kinder surprise.
I ate too many temmie flakes... I guess I got a TEMMIE ACHE!!!!
Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?
Because Chernobyl fallout.
Why did the blondie put her iPad in the blender? To make apple juice.
What sound does a 747 make when it bounces?
Boeing boeing boeing.
What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major.