Short jokes
Ha, Uranus face!
Not in a racist way tho.
Girls with the name Beoni are white.
As we speak now, someone is making arrangements for December with your girlfriend.
"Mommy, mommy! Are we janitors?"
"Shut up and pass me the mop."
What would the main character from Martin Scorsese's Taxi Driver be named if he was a Mexican?
Travis Spick-le.
What happens when you suck?
You succ.
How many CIA agents does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They don't need lightbulbs--they glow in the dark.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A dragon.
A dragon who?
The dragon gonna drag its balls across your face.
I love to decorate my room because it's a great way to express your heart, though I just remembered, my room is pretty black and empty...
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
A girl and a dog were dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog.
Why shouldn’t you play cards in Africa?
'Cause there’s too many cheetahs.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
Zion's so fat, when he walks, he breaks his mama's back.
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Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
Why can't you go home tonight? Because you haven't got a home, it's moved.
I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.