What goes 100mph and bounces up and down? A baby tied to the back of a truck.
I asked my rigger buddy if he could tie me up later, he said "I'm a frayed knot
Two silk worms got in a fight. It ended in a tie.
Are you a rope? Because I wanna hang with you.
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree what happens when he hits the ground?
Nothin much he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope
How does hitler tie his shoes?
In tiny Knotsies
My friend asked me why I know how to tie a noose.
I told them “because I’m such a noose-ance.”
Why do the depressed people go to camp to learn how to tie knots tighter
Son: mom what is dark humor? Mom: son do you see that man trying to tie his shoe with no hands?
Son: Mother you know im blind and cant see!! Mom: exactly!
Why are Trump's ties so long?
Because they go all the way to Russia.
What's the same with shoes and slaves? When they get lose you tie them up
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why do blondes make bad bankrobbers? because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
what did the shoe say to the other shoe?
nothing it was tied up in a other conversation
What did the tie say to the hat? You go on ahead, I'll just hang around.
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?
To tie his kangaroo down sport
My friend’s neighbor’s house is a real pigs tie. There are hogs everywhere wearing neck garments.
