A Roman walks into a bar.
He holds up two fingers and says, "Give me five beers."
Roman Counting
Explanation
The humor is in the fact that Romans used to count with their fingers differently than we do today. When a Roman held up two fingers, it meant five. So, the Roman is literally asking for five beers, not two.
noah
this sucks your are an idiot
ben
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ANoNyMoUs
noah, do you even get the joke tho
Dave
I love this joke. Picture Steve Martin in his prime telling it to a crowd of 5000. I will be stealing this and using it.
Samuel
Romans actually drank wine instead of beer. So this joke isn’t really accurate.
Anonymous
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