Short jokes
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Gwen, I know you're the Peter Griffin guy who spams and puts the N word and spams other stuff.
Me: MOM, I'm tired.
Mom: Take a nap.
Me: No, I can't sleep if Dad isn't here.
Mom: *hangs picture of dad on her room wall* Well, now you can.
If your sisert makes you 100% mad, slap your siert.
What's written on the bottom of a Belgian swimming pool?
"No smoking."
What do a gay guy in a wheelchair and a tomato have in common?
They’re both a fruit AND a vegetable!
Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Act like a nut.
(Psst! Heard this joke before? Sorry! That's the only nut-and-squirrel joke I know.)
You're the reason the middle finger got created.
What’s a homeless person's favorite food?
*Shrek* Bend ogre.
What's the difference between cars and grass?
They both have wheels, except for the grass.
Heh heh, get it? 69! Ha ahahaha!
Juice WRLD really died, then how is he posting videos today?
Q. What's the Premier of Alberta's favorite sex toy? A. I don't know, but I wish it were me.
"Let's play Roblox! My name is xX_RobloxGamer420Pro_xX."
Adopted kid: I made a big mistake!
Dad: You are one.
How do make an adult cry?
Stab him 10000 times until the floors are red with human blood.
How do you rape someone? By forcing them to do it with you! Please comment! Bad or good! :)
Pooooop.
When my friend says I suck at something, I'm like, "U swallow."