Short jokes
Anyone wanna buy me Season X on Fortnite?
Which country of the world has the poorest/most hungry people?
Answer: Hungary
L: you
You: 😂
Warning! Warning! Warning! Warning!
"What? Where?"
What is a neonatal's first time in the world?
You're so small you went surfing on an ice lolly!
I shit on your furniture.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate six, five!
Bro, you can't be talking. You built like Barney the dinosaur. Barney is a dinosaur with dinosaur sensation.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a Glock aimed at you.
Why did the gay guy say the n word? Cos he's retarded.
Hey, do you know who Dragon248 is? No, who is he? He's dragging these balls off your face.
Fam, you weaker than a polar bear!
Vote for Kris!
What’s better than the best thing ever?
Me being mod.
I should probably stop making abortion jokes.
After all, the aborted babies aren't laughing.
My friend: “Vaporeon is my favorite Pokémon.”
Me: “Hey, did you kno-“
I'd say you were the spawn of Satan, but that would be an insult to Satan.
What do you call a dick?
Suck my dick!
What do Christians and gays have in common?
They both say, “Oh God” when they get on their knees.