Short jokes
Friend, your mum's fat.
Me: Well, your mum's so fat, she played pool with the planets.
What kind of cow has 2 legs?
YOUR MOM!!
ANAND
Why is Job good at Minecraft? Because he is noob, noob, noob, noob, noob. NOOB!
What does a pillow say when you live for a week? "Don't forget me!"
"Hey man, what’s your name? Oh, my name is... Do your balls hang low? Can you swing it to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?"
This joke is about koala bears. It is high koala-ty.
Super Mario.
Hi, I did not get your email address. I sent you a...
What do you call a Mexican rooster?
Un gallo pelón.
What's long, white, and thick? My dick.
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack!
What do you call an elephant and a rhino mix?
Helliphino!
When is a car not a car?
When it's a house.
keligh?
Why did Frozone have a headache? He had brain freeze.
How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They tell her to sit in the corner in a circular room.
Person: I'd really like it if you'd stop saying my name all the time.
Random Person: Cheesus! That hurt!
Person: SERIOUSLY!?!?
What's a person in a wheelchair's favorite sport?
Jousting.
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife leave him? She was sick of buying triple A batteries.