Short jokes
You walk into your grandma's room and you see her naked and she says "Come here grandson." What would you do?
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
102, if you have some alive ones.
My wife is not only gone like gonorrhea, she is also gone because of my (and now her) gonorrhea.
What kind of house 🏠can fly? A magic house 🏠!
You're walking on the street when you realize that you're in the road as you feel the horn dying away.
"Suck my sugar, honey, it's very sweet and juicy."
Have you seen the new movie "Constipated"?
No, it hasn't come out yet.
What do you call an animal underground? A fossil.
Ma name is Bendover.
Just 'cause I have a big penis doesn't mean I can't have sex.
Yo people!
Little Johnny's actually dead!
Koalas ʕ •ᴥ• ʔ are booooooooooooooooo👎
Let me tell you a pun. Never mind, it's tearable.
What do you eat out of?
- A bowl.
There was a chicken sitting on the bench. Then came another one. Then there were two.
What did the pot say to the kettle?
"To lick the s*** spoon."
Why is 1026 afraid of 1028?
Because 1028 1029.
These jokes are offensive. Stop!
What is the difference between Dray Dray and an overrated footballer called Pogba?
York High School is the best school ever!