What did the orphan say to the bowling ball?
"I am orphan!"
"You are bowling ball!"
Short Jokes
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
My friend has a shovel made of gold. I guess you could call him a gold digger.
Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.
*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
What do you call a sheep obsessed with cars? A Lambo.
What do you call a flying bus?
An Airbus.
Why doesn't George Washington carry his ID?
Because he knows he can always ask for a quarter.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Golly.
Golly who?
Godly leave me alone!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita poo let me in!
Question: What’s bald and is in a straight line?
Answer: The cancer ward. 😵😂😂
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
Life is like a box of chocolates, they f*cking melt :)
One thing about disabled people is they never set foot in prison.
Two Australians walk into a bar. They run into the ceiling fan immediately.
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
Cheese.
