Short jokes
How does NASA fart?
They fart with their ass-teroids.
Did you know some people don't put on masks because they wanna act like something? Some put masks on to show their depression and feeling.
drew here freshfry you are almost deadfry! I forgive you, just don't do it again. You know what I am talking about!
frshfry we need to talk now!
Dani: What's so funny?
Tess: Your face! 'Cause you're ugly!
Dani: WHY!!!!!!!
What do you call a stupid meme and a Mexican fighting? Juan on Juan.
A man walks into a bar and see's a naked lady, "WOOW SHES HOT!" HE picks her up and pee's on her and says, "Hi lady lets have sex."
Guys, I am Aly's friend, Ava. Come over here.
Why do you keep repeating the same joke?
What has legs but can't walk?
Don't know? A paralyzed person ;))
What is wet going up and wet going down but doesn't move?
A mountain!
hehehehehehehehehehe
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
People are really upset with the Trump-Biden debate.
So much so, that Chris Wallace has requested to change his name.
Where is Colorado?
I farted, try me. You farted? Oh no, we all farted.
The plane crashed, but I did too on a pillow.
On a scale of 8 to 10, how good do I look?
What does "Keo" stand for?
Kick Elmo more.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Key.
Key who?
Key moo.
"Up your butt and around the corner!"