Short jokes

My d*ck is hard, what's your name?

"Stop being racist. You wouldn't put that for blacks."

My mom gave me a golden shovel and a hoe. I said, "Why do I need this?" She said, "That you every year."

Yo mama so fat, she da iceburg.

Jupiter

Why is Lani Jesus? Go die.

Why couldn't the clown walk after his infamous knife-juggling act?

Because he was exhausted nigaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Isabell Leal is ugly as f*ck.

Why is an orphan and a dog friends?

Hansume cheetah e Cel Cheetos?

Stranger: Tries to kidnap a kid.

Kid: Runs home.

A few minutes later, the kid was in the back of the van...

If you know, you know.

Nuns be like: Can I spread the word, but check for you?

Are you with Alex?

Fucking retarded. Go dig a home die, people!

Gwen is a 40-year-old man, I think.

Jesus.

You people who look at this sight, shame on you, fucking idiots!

Why did the little girl cry twice?

Because you wiped your bloody shitty cock on her favorite teddy bear.

Why can't an orphan be a bully? Because they don't have parents.

Why can’t orphans f*ck their mom?

Because they don’t have one.

Do I sit broken-hearted?

I came to sh*t and only farted.