Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
Short Jokes
What is an orphan's favorite day?
Tomorrow: that is when the sun will come out.
Why are the Twin Towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same.
You soak balls, get it?
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
Why can't orphans say "mommy: me?" Because the fosters said no.
Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.
Why did the clock go out to the gazebo? To spend some time out.
Don’t kill the Earth, it’s the only one with beer.
Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.
My mum said not to walk the streets because I won't find home the next day. I was an orphan.
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?
They're the same thing.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A self-portrait.
My family was like dinosaurs when they got COVID.
They both went extinct.
Why do orphans like fucking other dads?
Because they get to have a daddy.
School shootings are everywhere. In ice cream shops and even the woods.
Why can't an orphan have a phone?
Because they will see a home.
How many foster parents does each orphan have?
One half.
