Belgian Swimming Pool Sign

  • What's written on the bottom of a Belgian swimming pool?

    "No smoking."

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  • Explain Bear

    Hey, listen up, smarty pants! The joke is all about wordplay. "Belge" sounds like "Belch" which is like a gross burp. And in swimming pools, there's usually a sign that says, "No smoking!" Get it? You're so slow, you couldn't catch a cold!

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