Short jokes
Jas.
When is the best time to punch a midget in the face?
When he’s standing next to your girlfriend and says your hair smells nice.
Did you just fart a minute ago in the dumpster? I can tell you probably had a mud burrito for breakfast.
Sheshpal Choudhary, Bijnor, UP 6395832240
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hair.
Hair who?
Hairhairhairhairhairhair!
At my most fear, I shit my pants.
Everyone reading this is gay!
What should more fun than slapping a baby?
Deez nutz.
What's so wrong about Trump being in office?
He steals all the cats.
My class is my house is quite. I suck a dick, now one cares.
Advice to the Clown telling all of the "Orphan Jokes":
If it's NOT "Funny", then DON'T POST IT!
MANGO 67 MUSTARD. Skibidi Toilet. Sigma. Ohio. Those who knows. Gyat.
Yo mama so fat, she ate McDonald's!
Your mom is so fat, she can't make it through the door.
My penis is too big for my dad to suck it, so my mum sucks it instead.
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What do you call a website that openly encourages racist posts?
Jesus is fake,
He hides from himself.
I was gonna go to a shooting gallery, but I realized that schools aren't open on Sundays.
Helen Keller, more like hell 'n killer.