Short jokes

Short jokes

Midget

When is the best time to punch a midget in the face?

When he’s standing next to your girlfriend and says your hair smells nice.

Fart

Did you just fart a minute ago in the dumpster? I can tell you probably had a mud burrito for breakfast.

Hair

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Hair.

Hair who?

Hairhairhairhairhairhair!

Trump

What's so wrong about Trump being in office?

He steals all the cats.

Advice

Advice to the Clown telling all of the "Orphan Jokes":

If it's NOT "Funny", then DON'T POST IT!

Mango

MANGO 67 MUSTARD. Skibidi Toilet. Sigma. Ohio. Those who knows. Gyat.

Penis

My penis is too big for my dad to suck it, so my mum sucks it instead.

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