Short jokes
Never trust a donkey; they are always full of shit.
How can you tell if a gay guy has a high sperm count?
Chew when you swallow!
You take four, then you put a "n" at the end, then you take the "u" out, then you replace the "f" with a "p". What do you get?
Where did the moon go to space? To the moon!
Don't touch my bot.
If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?
Craig Duncan is a child soldier with bad breath and has killed 5 people (on Fortnite).
Why did Morgan’s dad leave her?
She kept making dad jokes.
So this guy we talked to wanted me to leave forever, and we said, "What? You never want to hear from me again?"
I'm George Washington. I can't spell "teeth" or "American."
A group of friends went outside to pick up stuff. One of the friends said, "It is windy as heck out!"
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Do you like Mirah?
Mirah-t nuts.
What has two legs and is red all over?
Half a cat.
Chihuahua?
What did one statue say to another statue? "Hey! Is that you?"
I miss school so much.
Yo mama is so dumb, she wanted to get some ice, but she went to Antarctica and actually got ice and brought wilt cream! 🤣
What do you call a deaf child?
-Ryan Simmonite-
What's the difference between a computer and a crumpled person? A computer runs.