Short jokes
The depressed kid getting bullied.
The bully: "You are useless."
The depressed kid: "I know."
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
I hate child murderers, they're always so high-pitched.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
A little kid was lost, and he asked me to find his home. I love working at the orphanage.
Did you know cannibals ate KFC?
Kentucky Fried Children.
If you turn the word "racecar" backwards, it says "racecar".
But if you turn the racecar sideways, you have Paul Walker's blood on your hands.
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
To get to the other preschool.
What is the most musical part of a chicken?
The drumstick.
What category of music did JFK like?
You could say he was a metalhead.
What's white and bloody?
Two doves in a trash compactor. Talk about a failed marriage.
What's the hardest part of running through a field of dead babies?
My boner.
When I ask my dad if I got adopted, he said, "Not yet, no one wants you."
When a school shooter walks to the intercom and plays Pumped Up Kicks.
Next time at Walmart, I'm going to scan my wrist. They are basically barcodes.
I got arrested for raping a girl. Its so unfair, i really thought she was dead.
Why couldn’t the dwarf husband make his wife pregnant?
Because of his short cummings.
The doctor told me I had aids. I said, "It's your fault, sister."
I was going to go hunting but then I realized, schools are closed due to covid.
These jokes are weak like the structure of the towers.