Short jokes
Funny thing happened today, my dad came home from work which is weird cause he’s a suicide bomber.
What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?
We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? The computer runs.
Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile. However, I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8-year-olds.
Never tell an orphan about a family matter; they wouldn't understand.
If a person shoots a person about to commit suicide, is it making it less painful, or is it murder?
Lol. It was just a prank, bro.
How do you know that the U.S. sucks at chess?
They lost two towers.
what do you call a suicide bomber that loves water? a bath bomb.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
Watching the 9/11 documentaries, just watching a kill cam.
What do Catholic priests and JCPenny's have in common?
Little boys' pants half off.
Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head.
-JFK
Some people think incest jokes are funny.
I just think it's all relative.
Let's make a joke on how depressing Monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.
A girl and a dog were dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog.
A Mexican was doing a magic trick. He said, "uno, dos," then disappeared without a trace.
What do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?
Showing them the ropes.