Short jokes
What do you call people that make retarded jokes?
You.
Yo mama!
My mom gave me a golden shovel and a hoe. I said, "Why do I need this?" She said, "That you every year."
62 is not just any number, as it so happens to be my height, 6'2", just as 25 is my age on Facebook.
Some man was walking too slow, so I told him to Mufasa.
What’s your favorite type of wood? Mine is Bollywood.
Why do Asians don’t wear contacts? Cause they can’t fitt.
I was walking down the street and saw a kid slip on a plum.
I look to my right and died of laughter because I did the same!
I would have told you a cheesy pun, but it was too cheesy. *picks up cheeses*
Am I in Florida, because I'm triggered?
Dr. Dre caught his friend Snoop Dogg looking in other people's drawers. Dre then said, "Don't Snoop around."
I went into a CS:Go lobby and all I heard for ten minutes straight was, "Act like you're hard, but your dad beat you harder."
Okay, so basically I'm monky.
What do a blonde and a cow have in common?
They're both fat af.
How do you plan a party in outer space?
You planet.
What goes in and out and saves your life but is not sexual?
Diabetes.
Five little monkeys jumping on a bed, one fell off and bumped his head.
Mummy called the doctor and the doctor said, "I'm gay!"
Which country makes me crack the fuck up?
LAUGHghanistan.
Little Johnny's dad was drunk and told him to grow up, and he said, "STFU, you need to be young, you big-ass bitch!"
Any singular person who makes fun of the Chinese in any of these posts is deemed a 他妈的傻逼.
Joke not up for debate.