Short jokes
Recently my baby did this:
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Joke time!
Now, Heaven or Hell?
Heaven: we got clouds.
Hell: we got a frickin' private yacht!
You're so fat when you step, you break the galaxy.
Why are cheetahs big cats? Because they poo and purr.
"You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."
Messi isn't as rich as Ronaldo. He cannot afford a Lamborghini.
Being an orphan is crazy and fuck gay people.
What's the difference between the Christ and Anti-Christ? The Romans put sugar syrup on the second one.
How does a rapper clean his house?
With a LIL' SCRUB.
My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra bars and dough!
Why are autistic kids a stupid, brainless, special freak?
What do you call a Panera Bread marking a test?
A Panera grade.
Why did the man decide to work at a pizza place?
Because he kneaded the dough!
Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer Pussy.
What's small, has no dad, and looks like Bugs Bunny?
Ben after he trips over the giant curb!
Mathew is gay. Clap.
Do you know Helen Keller?
Yes.
Did you know she had a dog?...... Neither did she!
Yahahlmsyw.
That stand for:
You are has a whole, let me show you why.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument? (comment below)