Me: MOM, I'm tired.
Mom: Take a nap.
Me: No, I can't sleep if Dad isn't here.
Mom: *hangs picture of dad on her room wall* Well, now you can.
Picture of Dad
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, numbskull! The kid can't sleep without their dad around, right? So the mom, being the genius she is, hangs up a picture of the dad. Now the kid can stare at a picture instead of, you know, actually having their dad there. It's dumb, but hey, you laughed, didn't you?
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