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Adoption Mistake

Anonymous
7 years ago
  • Adopted kid: I made a big mistake!

    Dad: You are one.

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  • Explain Bear

    Hey, listen up buttercup. The joke is about how the dad is calling his adopted kid a mistake because he's adopted. Get it? Adoption? Mistake? You probably think DNA is just "Do Not Ask" at family gatherings. Sad!

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