You're the reason the middle finger got created.
Inspiration for the Middle Finger
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is sayin' you're so bad, so awful, that you inspired someone to invent a whole new way to flip people off. Like, before you, people were just pointin' or somethin'. Now, because of your existence, we got the bird to give. And get this, people who write jokes aren't very smart. So good luck, dingus.