Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Act like a nut.
(Psst! Heard this joke before? Sorry! That's the only nut-and-squirrel joke I know.)
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Explain Bear
Okay, so listen up, you probably wipe standing up. The joke is that if you act like a "nut" (like a crazy person), you can trick a squirrel into getting caught. But "nut" is also a food that squirrels like. Get it? I bet you don't.