Short jokes
There was a chicken sitting on the bench. Then came another one. Then there were two.
Koalas ʕ •ᴥ• ʔ are booooooooooooooooo👎
What do you eat out of?
- A bowl.
What did the pot say to the kettle?
"To lick the s*** spoon."
Why is 1026 afraid of 1028?
Because 1028 1029.
These jokes are offensive. Stop!
What is the difference between Dray Dray and an overrated footballer called Pogba?
York High School is the best school ever!
MANGO 67 MUSTARD. Skibidi Toilet. Sigma. Ohio. Those who knows. Gyat.
Jas.
Yo mama so fat, she ate McDonald's!
Advice to the Clown telling all of the "Orphan Jokes":
If it's NOT "Funny", then DON'T POST IT!
When is the best time to punch a midget in the face?
When he’s standing next to your girlfriend and says your hair smells nice.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Hair.
Hair who?
Hairhairhairhairhairhair!
What's so wrong about Trump being in office?
He steals all the cats.
Did you just fart a minute ago in the dumpster? I can tell you probably had a mud burrito for breakfast.
Bus driver: Please give your seat to the white person.
Rosa Parks: Ok.
Sheshpal Choudhary, Bijnor, UP 6395832240
My class is my house is quite. I suck a dick, now one cares.
Everyone reading this is gay!