Short jokes
Anyone wanna buy me Season X on Fortnite?
Which country of the world has the poorest/most hungry people?
Answer: Hungary
I'm a fat cow.
My bro said food was cool. So I threw a piece of cool chicken at him. For some reason, he hit me, OOF.
Fam, you weaker than a polar bear!
I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".
I’m gay because I nutted on the wall, now there are walnuts.
Why does Sophia have no ears? Her mom gave her, her first haircut.
Me: I want a PS5.
Dad: Alright, I will say no.
Zany zany zany zany zany zany zany zany zany zany zany zany.
"Get a life, dum dums!"
Says the fucking moron.
Roses are red, her name is Lily, she bends over, and said "HARDER, DADDY!"
Top 1 best football player 🏈 in the world.
“The guy who tackles the Make-A-Wish kid!”
Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.
I saw three people online on this site... Hope you guys will commit suicide tonight.
Why do most guns in America have an average mag/clip size of only 30?
Because that's the average class size in America.
IDK K LOVE THIS APP BTW
So all blondes are dumb, right?
Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than Black?
I want to fuck Cyrus, Kylin. Especially Peter Pecker.
I got banana nut bread for you.
Oh no, the nuts are missing!
Oh, I found them!
You know where they are?
UP YOUR BUTTHOLE!