Short jokes
Why is your forehead so shiny? Did somebody laminate you? You're so shiny, Mulan can look into your forehead and sing "Reflection."
Maybe your butt good? Maybe bad... I'M GOING TO LAUGH!
Why don't orphans call...
Because they can't call home.
What's a psych ward worker's favorite incense?
Insurance fraud.
Why can't orphans go to a five-star hotel?
If the genie from Aladdin was here, my three wishes would be for you to die, your kids to have a miserable life, and for everyone you love to die.
I am soooooooo cute like Harish, I lo[ve].
just yeah bruh and yeah.
Why does my brother have no mom?
Why did two 4s skip dinner? Because they already ate.
My dick's so big, I stuck it in your mom's loose hole.
What do you get when you cross a cow and the Kool-Aid Man? Donald Trump, cuz of his red face and juicy tits.
ANAND
What kind of cow has 2 legs?
YOUR MOM!!
Why was the fanny flat?
So it can flop about.
Orphans are cool.
You: What do you call a door knob without the lock?
Me: I don't know.
You: Are you sure?
Me: I don't know.
You: Okay.
A nut told me to eat him, so I did, but something weird happened. I turned into a nut, and when I poop, there were eggs there.
If Uranus was a dick, then why do they make Uranus?
Mario (DYM 150).