What is a nut that is in outer space?
A broken nut.
If you're a crucified savior, clap your hands.
Sorry to take your time today for a few minutes. We are cool, but not the best.
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?
But that's just my opinion.
Why do orphans always ask Alexa to order milk?
Because their dad never brought it home.
Slit your wrists.