Short jokes
Why did the fish cross the sea?
To get to the other tide! 😂 😂 😂
The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a boner?
Your sister didn't give me a Lambo.
My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange?" I said: "No it doesn't."
What do you think is going through kids' heads during school shootings? Bullets.
What do women and airplanes have in common?
A cockpit.
Q: What did the cannibal shout when his friend fell on the floor?
A: "FIVE SECOND RULE!"
What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock?
Spit out the feathers.
How do you get a Koala to fall asleep?
Sing a koala-by.
Can February march? -- No, but April may.
My mum told me to stop playing with my sister. She said, "At least wait for her to be born first."
What's an emo person's least favorite game? Cut The Rope.
I like my women how I like my wine.
14 years aged and locked in a cellar.
Leave a like if you like sex and porn, and talk to me if you have any questions.
If I'm racist for voting Trump, then you're a pedophile for voting Biden.
Slapped cheese on my white friend, told him I like cheese on my crackers.
What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler.
So my mom sent a text saying, "I'm gonna need help carrying groceries when I get back." That was 3 months ago.
What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?
It got pissed off.
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died?
He could not get up the stairs?