Short jokes
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What what's the cloud private place to go? Among us, cows.
What's every elderly person's spirit animal? The blue tang fish.
Why didn’t the train kill nine families of four?
Because he had no loco-MOTIVE. AHAHAH
Where do cows eat lunch?
In the calfeteria, dumb butt!
Do you know why people in wheelchairs don’t pay for them?
Because they have to pay for road tax.
Chinmey?
"Stand up for yourself! Oh, come on, walk it off."
A man walks into an AA meeting and asks for a roadmap.
Q: What is Trump?
A: An oversized oompa loompa.
Your life, that's all.
A rhombus.
I felt bad for the orphan because he couldn't go on a field trip, you know why?
Parent signature: _________
What is tall when it's young but short when it's old?
A candle or a pencil!
It’s sad how my friend was struck from the medical register for sleeping with a patient.
He was a great vet.
What’s blue and comes in brownies?
Cub Scouts.
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.