Short jokes
My happiest moment in life was getting a positive grade on my H.I.V. test without studying.
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.
What's the twin towers' favorite football team?
New York Jets.
Where did Sarah go after the bombing?
Everywhere. 💀
What’s the difference between jail and my basement?
Some people are let out of jail.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store.
I said to him: "I don't think they have what you're looking for, sir."
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
What do you call a gay barbecue?
LGTBBQ.
when Ted Bundy found out he was getting the death penalty, he was pretty shocked...
What's the difference between you and a fridge? The fridge doesn't moan when I put my meat in.
Fun fact! You can hold your breath till the rest of your life.
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-appetit!
Where do animal does Russian milk come from?
"Moscows".
Why should you be wary of stairs? -- Because they are always up to something.
Little Johnny tried phone sex, but the holes were too small.
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
Flat Earthers
19 and 20 had a fight. 21.
"You wanna play the rape game?" "No." "That's the spirit!"
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.