Short jokes
How many gay guys can you fit on a bar stool? Four, just flip it over.
Why didn't the koala make the finals? It got diskoalafied.
Why are blind people so good at being a Jedi?
They are always swinging a stick.
What’s the German word for BRA? Keep two from floppin'.
I went to my boss's funeral and knelt down to his coffin and whispered, "Whose late now?"
Confucius say:
"Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day."
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”!
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get, they open a shop on it!
Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only comes once a year.
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
Why did the girl rage badly when she got an D- on her essay?
Because the teacher said she missed all her periods.
Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?
A. System of a Down's syndrome.
What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory?
Two test tickles.
The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a boner?
Your sister didn't give me a Lambo.
What do you think is going through kids' heads during school shootings? Bullets.
What do women and airplanes have in common?
A cockpit.
Why did the fish cross the sea?
To get to the other tide! 😂 😂 😂
How do you get a Koala to fall asleep?
Sing a koala-by.