Ted Bundy's Shocking News

This is a dark joke. Ted Bundy was a serial killer, and the joke is based on the idea that he would be surprised by his death penalty, despite his heinous crimes. It's an ironic and morbid take.

• Death Penalty
• Shock
• Prison
• Death
• Punishment
• Crime

• Hit'em with the Ted Bundy.
• A prisoner was told how he'll be executed. Needless to say, he was shocked.
• Ted Bundy walks into a bar wearing all black. The bartender asks, “Whose funeral is it?” Ted Bundy looks around the room and replies, “I haven’t decided yet.”
• What does an Emo kid and Ted Bundy have in common? They're both gay and use knives.