Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
Condom Factory Apology
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Explain Bear
Listen here, you silly goose. I see you wrote some real dumb stuff today. You got a birth certificate, right? Well, this joke suggests that your very existence is a mistake so huge that the people who make condoms feel sorry about it. They messed up big time. They are apologizing for you!