Short jokes

I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.

A policeman once said, "I will never forget 9/11."

I said, "I hope not, that’s your phone number!"

Why was the emo kid sad? Because his bar code expired.

Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?

So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.

I'm gonna jump to my death.

Don't worry. I won't jump far.

Just off this chair here...

I bought a book for my blind friend.

When the school shooter is right outside the classroom window, and the autistic kid starts trying to say hello to him.

Why did Billy fall off his bike?

Because his dad threw a chair at him.

Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?

I have the best life coach ever, because he taught me to not care. He did it so well that he died last week, and I still don’t care.

Technically, we have all been deeper in our mom than our dads have.

And that concludes your French oral. You can put your trousers back up, and I'll see you on Monday.

Why couldn't the astronaut put the helmet on his head?

Because he didn't have enough space.

What does an imouto ride?

Onii-san.

What do you call a gay dinosaur?

A stego-sore-ass.

Teacher: What's your favorite animal?

Me: Desert Eagle.

Teacher: Why?

Me: 'Cause it fits in my backpack.

Leave a like if you like sex and porn, and talk to me if you have any questions.

What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?

CURRY in a hurry.

What are some other names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle,” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”.

I asked my North Korean friend how it is to live there.

He said he couldn't complain.