Short jokes
My name is Mike Oxmaul, and my friend's name is Hugh Janus!
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
What's the difference between a violinist and a dog?
The dog knows when to stop scratching.
And just look up anything that is hot! And don't forget to comment!
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
Steve Kerr really named his son Nick.
Monkeys are big, but they sure can swing very lightly.
How are Stephen Hawking and Kaepernick so much alike? They both don’t stand for the national anthem.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.
You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!
What did the ankle say to the doorman?
You are a nonsense.
Want to hear a joke about a guy losing fingers?
Never mind, it’s too pointless.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
Don't drop the soup.
Why don't headless people have a head in class?
Because they know that they will be ahead of the class. XD
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
What's a dog's dream car? A Dachshund 240Z.
What do you call a group of Indians that eat curry all the time?
The Munch Bunch.
sans *a'm i pune*
*piris* no.
What did Connor Lys Clark say to Karl Kassulke? "I love bridges!"