Short jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sally.
Sally who?
You're going to bed right now.
I remember asking my mum: "What's a couple?"
She replied, "Two or three."
Which probably explains her collapsed marriage.
Dumb.
What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog?
Oooooooooh girl, you lion!
This rat did the most amazing thing ever; it was pretty radical, dude.
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time, look at a ugly dog, and smell the garbage.
I went to a gun shop yesterday. Everything was half off. I didn't know that back to school sales have begun.
What happened to the gator when he walked into the hospital?
He became Gatorade.
Having sex in the woods and a deer walks up and fucks you from the back.
What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
Beach whales.
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
I just wanted to say, Prince, that that "qwen" you were chatting with is totally fake! I haven't talked to you all day, I swear!
Top ten dog breeds:
10. Dogs
9. Are
8. Beautiful
7. Animals
6. And
5. Judgement
3. Is
2. Cruel
1. Dachshund
Are you my pantry? Because you look like a snack ;)
Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?
Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!
What's up?
A rocket from NASA.
OMG SO FUNNYY!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.