How are Xbox servers like hookers? First they take my money, and then they go down on me.
Xbox Servers and Hookers Analogy
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, genius. You're the kinda guy who probably thinks a 'router' is just a woodworking tool. So, here's the deal: the joke is comparing Xbox servers to hookers, see? It's a crass way of saying both take your money and leave you disappointed, one with your game not working and the other... well you know.