Short jokes
I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her $5 to go play a game, but she tugged my joystick too hard.
I bought my son a fridge for Christmas. I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it.
How did the hillbilly mother find out her daughter entered puberty? Her son's dick tasted funny.
How many gay guys can you fit on a bar stool? Four, just flip it over.
What did the downs kid get on his math test??
Drool.
Why didn't the koala make the finals? It got diskoalafied.
Why are blind people so good at being a Jedi?
They are always swinging a stick.
My wife left me for an Indian guy. I know he's going to treat her well, I heard they worship cows.
I went to my boss's funeral and knelt down to his coffin and whispered, "Whose late now?"
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.
Poor bastard.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”!
Confucius say:
"Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day."
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get, they open a shop on it!
For boys, life is a lot like a penis: simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely......... then a woman makes it really hard.😩😉😏
What’s the German word for BRA? Keep two from floppin'.
Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only comes once a year.
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
Why did the girl rage badly when she got an D- on her essay?
Because the teacher said she missed all her periods.
What do you call a Trump Supporter?
A piece of $hit!