Short jokes
Humanity.
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the wifi.
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
What has more letters than the alphabet? -- The post office.
yo mama so fat she went swimming with the whales and sang "weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!!!!!"
So, Duracell batteries do run out.
Violence against women is funny :)
What do you call a gay man that is not physically handicapped that performs blowjobs on gay men that are physically handicapped?
Caregiver.
Where do keyboards go to have dinner?
The space bar!!!
What do you think is going through kids' heads during school shootings? Bullets.
The dyslexic devil worshipper sold his soul to Santa.
What did the math book say to the other math book?
Wanna hear my problems?
I would name my daughter Awesome so I can tell people that I'm fucking awesome.
Where did Sarah go after the bombing?
Everywhere. 💀
What does a blondie and a shotgun have in common?
Give them a cock and they're ready to blow.
How do you know when a football player has been to jail?
When he goes in a tight end and comes out a wide receiver.
What did the little boy say to the fat man?
How many Japs did you get?
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Infinite because feminists can't solve problems.
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.