Short jokes
Tuxedos suit you.
When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
I give bubblegum to the homeless so they can chew it and still be hungry.
I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age, but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point.
Dad: Uh, yeah!
Son: Mom, Dad, what are you doing!
Parents: Sex!
Son: What?
Parents: Look, you can spectate!
Do you like Wendy’s?
Yeah, Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth!
Student: Why does everyone hate me?
Another student: Because U got the A last night.
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.
Someone asked me to go to hell, so I drove to my local middle school.
Time really freezes when you're stuck on a sinking ship.
What’s the best thing about a blowjob?
The ten minutes of silence.
"Rapeboat" has six fingers on each hand and one big eyebrow. Signs of inbreeding.
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
Hey Max, what's up? The sky.
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
You know, you should adopt a pet. So then you can feel the pain that your parents felt when they adopted you… wait… also the regret after.
Ooh, I wonder what's on this browser. *clicks* "How to tell your kid they're adopted."
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You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My dick.