Short jokes
My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange?" I said: "No it doesn't."
What's the difference between a Lambo and a boner?
Your sister didn't give me a Lambo.
I hooked up with the groom at my uncle's wedding.
Why did the fish cross the sea?
To get to the other tide! 😂 😂 😂
What is the difference between the rook and the bishop? The rook goes straight, while the bishop moves diagonally.
Can February march? -- No, but April may.
What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock?
Spit out the feathers.
Q: What did the cannibal shout when his friend fell on the floor?
A: "FIVE SECOND RULE!"
How do you get a Koala to fall asleep?
Sing a koala-by.
My mum told me to stop playing with my sister. She said, "At least wait for her to be born first."
Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it.
What did the downs kid get on his math test??
Drool.
I like my women how I like my wine.
14 years aged and locked in a cellar.
Why are blind people so good at being a Jedi?
They are always swinging a stick.
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler.
So my mom sent a text saying, "I'm gonna need help carrying groceries when I get back." That was 3 months ago.
What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?
It got pissed off.
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died?
He could not get up the stairs?
Did you hear about the person who invented the door knocker?
He won a no-bell prize.