Short jokes
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
What are some red flags?
Chinese, Danish, Spanish, Turkish and Albanian.
What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.
Why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes?
My life, but wait, jokes actually have meaning.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
I miss playing baseball.
You suck.
My teacher: Time can't count.
Me: Every second counts.
My teacher: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhh!
How does Skeletor feel after He-Man beats him up?
Skelesore.
So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!
You know, their family dinners must be so happy.
What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?
Stand-up comedy.
I don't have a joke. Keep looking.
What season is it when you're on a trampoline?
Spring time!
What do you call two old men drooling in their wheelchairs?
The 2028 US election.
I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.