What did the math book say to the other math book?
Wanna hear my problems?
Short Jokes
Where did Sarah go after the bombing?
Everywhere. 💀
How do you know when a football player has been to jail?
When he goes in a tight end and comes out a wide receiver.
What does a blondie and a shotgun have in common?
Give them a cock and they're ready to blow.
What did the little boy say to the fat man?
How many Japs did you get?
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Infinite because feminists can't solve problems.
Did you know that statistically, 1 in 10 people live next to a pedophile? Not me though, I live next to a 10 year old boy with a fat ass.
Slapped cheese on my white friend, told him I like cheese on my crackers.
My dad always told me I should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away.
Mary had a little lamb. Chick, chick, bam! No more lamb.
I was going to watch the origami world championships before it folded.
But it was only on paper view.
A Roman walks into a bar.
He holds up two fingers and says, "Give me five beers."
What's a retard's favorite rock band? Syndrome of a Down.
What do you call a blind German?
A not see.
What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you?
Take her wheelchair, she'll come crawling back.
I can’t hang out with an emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Willis.
Willis who?
Willis dick fit in yo mouth?!
"_____ abortion clinic, you rape it, we scrape it.
_____ sperm bank, you spank it, we bank it."
Girl: "Come over."
Orphan: "I can't."
Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)"
Orphan: "Just two things I don't have."
A man crashed his new expensive car into a tree. He now knew how the Mercedes bends.
