Short jokes
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
when Ted Bundy found out he was getting the death penalty, he was pretty shocked...
Fun fact! You can hold your breath till the rest of your life.
My happiest moment in life was getting a positive grade on my H.I.V. test without studying.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store.
I said to him: "I don't think they have what you're looking for, sir."
How do you know when a football player has been to jail?
When he goes in a tight end and comes out a wide receiver.
Where do animal does Russian milk come from?
"Moscows".
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
Little Johnny tried phone sex, but the holes were too small.
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone-appetit!
Why should you be wary of stairs? -- Because they are always up to something.
Flat Earthers
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
19 and 20 had a fight. 21.
"You wanna play the rape game?" "No." "That's the spirit!"
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her $5 to go play a game, but she tugged my joystick too hard.
How did the hillbilly mother find out her daughter entered puberty? Her son's dick tasted funny.
I bought my son a fridge for Christmas. I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it.