Short jokes
Over summer, I shot up my school and left a note saying, "I could have done this anytime!"
"Maga be like Antifa invaded Ukraine, but I thought Antifa was Russia, you dumb Maga chuds!"
Anime is good, like for yes, dislike for no. Comments for thoughts.
Who is the blindest person in the world?
I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself.
It takes a lot of trust for two cannibals to gluck gluck each other. You never know when it's goodbye willy.
What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?
Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)
Man: Knock, knock...
Boy: Who's there?
Man: Bear...
Boy: Bear who?
Man: Bear bottom.
Gimme a nickel or I'll tickle your pickle!
Mom, start eating, or else you will get fatter!
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c—
MOO!
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"
What’s fat, brown, and has no dad?
Ama
I go beep like a Jeep.
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
Why are babies called bundles of joy?
When you break the bundle, it gives you joy.
An orphan walked up to St. June's Family Hospital.
Doctor: "Sorry kid, you can't be in here."
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
You're so fat that when they tried to print a picture of you through the computer, they couldn't fit you in the whole picture because you were so big!
Are you gay? "No." Oh, so you're not happy? "No." Oh...