Short jokes
Slapped cheese on my white friend, told him I like cheese on my crackers.
If I'm racist for voting Trump, then you're a pedophile for voting Biden.
If Italy attacked France from the rear, would Greece help?
It's only rape.
If she finds out.
What's an emo person's least favorite game? Cut The Rope.
What do you call a private nun?
Nun-o-yo-business.
What's Kobe's favorite song? "It's Going Down" for real.
What kind of car does Yoda drive? A Toyoda.
What did the cake say to the fork?
"Do you want a piece of me!!!"
What's the worst part of a Down Syndrome relationship? There's more downs than ups!
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?
Mash potato.
What's the difference between my phone and my sister?
I actually give a damn if my phone dies.
Humanity.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the wifi.
What has more letters than the alphabet? -- The post office.
yo mama so fat she went swimming with the whales and sang "weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!!!!!"
So, Duracell batteries do run out.
What do you call a gay man that is not physically handicapped that performs blowjobs on gay men that are physically handicapped?
Caregiver.
Where do keyboards go to have dinner?
The space bar!!!