Short jokes
I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her $5 to go play a game, but she tugged my joystick too hard.
I bought my son a fridge for Christmas. I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it.
How did the hillbilly mother find out her daughter entered puberty? Her son's dick tasted funny.
How many gay guys can you fit on a bar stool? Four, just flip it over.
Why didn't the koala make the finals? It got diskoalafied.
What type of people think rape jokes are funny?
Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂
Why are blind people so good at being a Jedi?
They are always swinging a stick.
Slapped cheese on my white friend, told him I like cheese on my crackers.
Confucius say:
"Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day."
I went to my boss's funeral and knelt down to his coffin and whispered, "Whose late now?"
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
What’s the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before leaving the factory?
Two test tickles.
Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?
A. System of a Down's syndrome.
Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”!
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get, they open a shop on it!
What’s the German word for BRA? Keep two from floppin'.
Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only comes once a year.
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
Why did the girl rage badly when she got an D- on her essay?
Because the teacher said she missed all her periods.
Where do keyboards go to have dinner?
The space bar!!!