Short jokes
How do you avoid getting raped? Just don't say no!
Q: What did the cannibal shout when his friend fell on the floor?
A: "FIVE SECOND RULE!"
What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock?
Spit out the feathers.
Can February march? -- No, but April may.
My mum told me to stop playing with my sister. She said, "At least wait for her to be born first."
What's an emo person's least favorite game? Cut The Rope.
What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?
Mash potato.
What's the worst part of a Down Syndrome relationship? There's more downs than ups!
I like my women how I like my wine.
14 years aged and locked in a cellar.
Q: Why did the chef get fired?
A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
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Slapped cheese on my white friend, told him I like cheese on my crackers.
So my mom sent a text saying, "I'm gonna need help carrying groceries when I get back." That was 3 months ago.
What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler.
What happened to the fly on the toilet seat?
It got pissed off.
Why did Steven Hawking not go to heaven after he died?
He could not get up the stairs?
Baptism, a chance for the priest to bathe you.
Why does the nucleus feel trapped?
Because it’s inside a cell!
Did you hear about the person who invented the door knocker?
He won a no-bell prize.
What can you tell a dog, but not your girlfriend? Come.