Short jokes
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.
The joke is me.
Why couldn’t the booty stay calm?
Because it was on crack.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A Milano’s cherry.
What did the lettuce say when she is popping the champagne?
300? You are a 3.0.
A wife asks her husband: Am I pretty or ugly?
The husband answers her: Pretty.
The wife responds: Thank yo-
The husband interrupts her: Pretty ugly!
My dog is a genius... I asked him what is two minus two, he said nothing.
Why are Christmas trees banned at the mental hospital?
They would hang themselves like ornaments.
When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.
When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.
People are so f***ed up. I belated "Frickin' BTW!"
In our history class we were on our China unit and learning a little about gunpowder.
And I said "WOAH THAT'S LIT!"
Keep smearing that make-up around your face, maybe you'll get somewhere with it.
Mvccfffghhhhggv.
Q: What do you get when the cow jumped over the barbed wire? A: Udder destruction!
If Donald Trump gets any worse, they'll have to replace Air Force One with a short bus.
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So fat you're a scale said, "Fat ass."
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!