Short jokes
What do you think is going through kids' heads during school shootings? Bullets.
What did the math book say to the other math book?
Wanna hear my problems?
It's only rape.
If she finds out.
How do you make rape funny? Tickle her while you do it.
I would name my daughter Awesome so I can tell people that I'm fucking awesome.
What’s the difference between jail and my basement?
Some people are let out of jail.
Where did Sarah go after the bombing?
Everywhere. 💀
First of all, if a woman sues Bill Cosby for drugging and rape 50 years ago, and she could still remember it, it couldn't have been all bad.
How do you know when a football player has been to jail?
When he goes in a tight end and comes out a wide receiver.
What does a blondie and a shotgun have in common?
Give them a cock and they're ready to blow.
What did the little boy say to the fat man?
How many Japs did you get?
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Infinite because feminists can't solve problems.
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.
Did you know that statistically, 1 in 10 people live next to a pedophile? Not me though, I live next to a 10 year old boy with a fat ass.
"_____ abortion clinic, you rape it, we scrape it.
_____ sperm bank, you spank it, we bank it."
Slapped cheese on my white friend, told him I like cheese on my crackers.
My dad always told me I should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away.
Two horses are standing in a field. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse," says the first.
"Moo!" says the second.
I was going to watch the origami world championships before it folded.
But it was only on paper view.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some water. Jill pulled up her dress and said, "Daddy, fuck me harder."