What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
Short Jokes
I like my men how I like my coffee...
WITHOUT A FUCKING VAGINA!
Why can't a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Their focus is always off.
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.
My grandpa killed 100 German soldiers; he was the worst German pilot ever.
When the school shooter finds you and you think you’re gonna die, but he remembers the time you gave him a pen.
My brother called me short and ugly, so I called him an ambulance.
I'm not saying I hate you. I'm just saying that if I could go back in time, I'd give your mom a coat hanger.
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.
What is more dangerous than Russian gangs?
Russian malls.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
An Asian man goes to the eye doctor.
The doctor says, "It looks like you have a cataract."
The Asian guy says, "No Doc, I drive a Rincoln."
I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.
Nurse: Don't worry, I'm great with babies. Parents: You are? Nurse: Yeah, I always abort them. Parent:... Parent: You're hired.
What do you call a midget with autism?
A weetard.
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.
Jesus Christ said my faith can move mountains, so Mohammed said my faith can move skyscrapers.
How did the rich save the poor?
They didn't let them in the Titanic.
If your left nut was Thanksgiving and your right nut was Christmas, then you wouldn't have any balls because they're holidays.
