What kind of chocolate do racists hate?
Dark chocolate.
Short Jokes
What do you call an Indian?
Person in red. Cart a pack of Maltesers.
Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?
A: Chicken noodle suwoop.
Did I tell you I finally got my wife to scream during sex? Yeah, you should have heard her the other day when I walked in on her.
You're so skinny when you lift up weights, you fall through your asshole.
You know, that I see my sister at home from school. She says everyone bullies me. I say, "Because you're a fat a**."
Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"
Your mama is so old, she made a book bigger than the Bible about her life.
Why do you have to pay to see Russian people?
Because the zoo is not free, Duhhhhh🙄
You're so hot!
You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.
Your mama is so stupid she stayed up all night so she can get some sleep.
Yo, hairline as long as George Washington's date of birth.
Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.
You pooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Where is the best place to eat tacos?
In the Gulp of Mexico.
Me and my wife decided we would only smoke after sex.
I'm still on the first pack. She's up to 2 packs a week.
Okay, so I have a dairy and sugar allergy, and if I eat it, I get REALLY CONSTIPATED, so this is me when I’m constipated ᕙ(⇀‸↼‵‵)ᕗ lol.
Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.
Hey girl, are you a diamond pick?
'Cause I'm as hard as obsidian.