Short jokes
I needed a test on if I'm pregnant. Then the doc said, "Take your pants down." Then he put his penis in my vagina and said, "Now you are pregnant."
Why do mountains go to sleep a lot?
Because they are high.
What did your mom get for Christmas?
A big black horse dildo.
How do Asians name their kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To get to the curry shop.
Orphan
Roses are red, violets are blue, all these orphan jokes have ruined this site. Fuck you!
What's God's favorite Michael Jackson song? The Earth Song. 😍😍😍
Your forehead is so big, it's bigger than a school!
I think them homosexuals are rather gay.
You know why Hitler wouldn’t drink whisky? Because it made him angry.
Patient: Sorry I'm so nervous, this is my first surgery.
Doctor: Oh, don't worry, mine too!
Why'd I cum all over your mummy's panties? 'Cause she's hot af.
LOLOLOOLOLLOL
One day I woke up and went on my phone. Some "pussy" was calling me. I answered it and said, "Hello, pussy?" and a pussy pic showed up.
Why did the man say, "I'm stuck?" Because he was...
Why are Americans such good chess players?
Because they lost two towers.
My mom was poor, so we had nothing to eat. I slept on the floor, but now I'm rich, rich, rich 😜
What does a Hufflepuff wolf say? “I will huffle and puff, and blow your house down!”
That is related to Harry Potter 🧙🏼♂️.
August 3rd is the moon of earth, earth, moon, earth, universe.
What did South Korea say to North Korea? Go read a book!