Short jokes
Why don't Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
Why do you have to wipe yourself with toilet paper? Because bugs can crawl, eat your poop, and drink your pee!
Sans: Why did the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Why?
Sans: 'Cause he was too fat and ugly!
Papyrus: AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA LOLOL,OLOLOL
Don't joke about Juice WRLD; he died a hard life, so get f***ed.
What do you call your dad?
You don't. Hahahahaha!
An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.
Technoblade!
Please tell me you understand this...
Roses are red,
foxes are red,
I like your butt, let me touch it forever.
M to de B, m to de B = master bate.
"Who am I? Why am I typing?"
"Dababy midget porn."
How do paedophiles greet people?
"How are you, kid?"
What do you call a missing Indian woman?
Your momma's so nasty, she sucked your daddy's dick and kissed you good night!
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?
CANCER!
Just kidding, they are both fun to laugh at.
What did the mustard say to the ketchup? "Quit running so fast, let me ketchup to you."
Say what you will about Donald Trump, at least he's not Biden.
Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?
Because she has to get on her knees.
What do you call Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Would you rather:
Fight Mike Tyson
Or
Lick an elephant's butt after it took a crap with diarrhea?