Short jokes
Technoblade: It is high vitamin B.
Quackiity: What does vitamin B stand for?
Technoblade: Broke.
Why did they call it "Aqua Claudia"?
Because it carried water, and another word for water is aqua. Duh!
Heyyy, in the last six months, [I had] 4 suicide attempts, broke up with 3 girls, and my mom went on drugs.
Why does Africa have no pharmacies? Because you can't have medicine on an empty stomach.
Why didn't R. Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens? The legal age there is 14...Like bro hop on a plane and fuck a 14 year old hooker!
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
Simpsons.
Meet the Simpsons.
They're the greatest modern family.
From the town of Springfield.
They're a page right out of history.
Friend, you're bold and fat.
Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.
Why did everyone dislike Little Johnny at school?
'Cause he pierced everyone's livers with a .357 magnum.
"Clap clap clap that ass, bitch, shake that cameltoe, let them see them pussy lips!"
What games do orphans hate?
Bingo.
Your hairline is so ugly, even Dora the Explorer can’t even do it.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
What is red, white, and blue all over?
A dead cop.
My bully: Your face is ugly.
Me: Yeah well your mom is so fat she broke the stairway to heaven.
My bully: :(
"What’s your name?"
"Am erica."
"No, I asked for your name, not your country."
What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian?
Jah Bless.
A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"
I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."
Bootylicious lol
Roses are red, violets are blue, Old man Jeffrey touches the youth.
No one will fight me, who is brave and strong enough to beat this beta simp femboy?