Short jokes
When the moon hits the earth,
IT Moon-chan kissing Earth-chan.
Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.
Juice WRLD farts smell like McDonalds.
The Romans conquered Africa, they conquered Europe, they conquered Britain, then they stopped. They probably ran out of conkers.
What does the sign say on the hooker house after they were on lockdown?
Answer: "We're on lockdown, get lost pervert."
9/11 is like me after I'm finished with my Lego house. I destroy it! 😄🤣
Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard?
A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!
Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.
How did the rape victim on a diet lose 21 grams?
She died.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
Why do fat cows eat fat cows? Because I wrote this in America.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
Hey, Mom, I am ugly.
"Facts," my mom says.
Orphans smell like Grandma cunt.
More cops died from COVID than anything else last year, hahahaha.
They should have shot COVID instead of Tyrone on the microphone, lmfao.
Cops be like dead from COVID hahaha. Should have listened to the law, you dumb dead pigs!
Lmao Trump and Putin dislike my jokes! 🤣😂
How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.
What did the naked man say to the naked woman?
"Suck my dick."
Little Johnny wanted a lolly, so his dada gave him dick.