Short jokes
Did you hear about the guy that posts all of the "Hairline Jokes"?
Answer: Yeah, he's a COMPLETE IDIOT!
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
Why do orphans like playing tennis so much?
Because it’s the only way they’ll ever get love.
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a "bash."
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw a crowd.
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're parents left you."
Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.
"That plane lookin kinda low."
Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab.
Stop blaming Bush. He is white, it couldn’t have been him.
I'm so friking dumb, even I need Joe Mama so fricking bad.
This is why they don't want to sell the Double Manhattan in pubs anymore.
Damn, didn't know this site was about Harry Pot-
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
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