Short jokes
What did the American say to the Russian?
"Why are you always Russian?"
Why were you born?
Because I asked out your mom on accident.
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?
How did Steven Hawking die?
His wife needed a charger and plugged him out.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ieatmop. I eat mop who? Eww, you eat your poo?
What’s the difference between an Englishman and a unicorn?
Nothing.
Trump.
I was going to write a joke about my penis, but it was too lång and overused.
A goat drank my Red Bull, so now it's a Baphomet!
The person to make the first cannabinol cookbook had a wife and ate (eight) children.
My wife told me, "Don't buy 1 gun while on your trip," so I decided to buy 2 guns instead.
I like my women like I like my wine.
Twelve years old and tied up in my basement.
People love you.
Don't die.
Tonight I'm making a fort. I'm calling it Fortnite.
Which is the worst place to sit at in a wedding?
Between 2 buttcheeks.
Hey Hunter, Thomas here.
Why did the plane cross the road?
To get to the other side.
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"North America, best America."
What's the difference between an American police man and a Christian?
At least a Christian kneels in church.
Why did the Indian man eat a cow? Because he wanted to be fat.
Q: How many cops does it take to put in a light bulb? A: None, they just beat the room for being black. 😂😂😂