If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?
Short Jokes
Why did the chef go get the eggs? Because eggs are egg-tastic!
Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.
When God said, "Let there be light," he got blinded because you reflected it off your forehead.
Your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room.
Why is Gennis gay?
Hey guys, I have a question.
Doesn't everyone's parents tell them don't take candy from strangers? Then what is Halloween?
How do you make a trash can leak?
Hit it with an axe until it becomes part of the cosmos!
Mom, am I adopted?
What? No. "In head" No, dah, bitch.
Your mom and dad abandoned you because you're too ugly.
"The truest things ARE the funniest things."
-Lollipop from JacknJellify, the BFDI series.
Go to the replies, look at the top and it will say "in your mum."
What does a volcano say when it has a runny nose?
"I have runny volcanoes."
What's the difference between a low tide and your hairline?
Nothing, they're both receding.
I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.
A capital E backwards is just it's mirror image.
I'm a poor Indian, please help me.
So, I accidentally just tipped over my paralyzed sister.
Q. Why did the boy fall off his bike?
A. His mom threw an oven at him.
Why can't white people go to Blackpool? Cuz they're not black.