An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.
Suicidal Orphan
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, chucklehead. This joke is funny because it's dark and a little twisted, like your sense of humor. This orphan is going through it, decides to check out early, but then has a moment of clarity and nopes out of calling for help. It's funny because it's so messed up! Bet you didn't see that coming, did you? Probably too busy picking your nose or something.
Anonymous
grammar?
A-non-mouse
he must be an orphan, as he obviously never went to school(jk)
Polscorp
The orphan part is a little over the top.