Short jokes

Press F to pay respects to Grumpy Cat!

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When she says she wrestles, so you pull out your dick and she punches it.

How do you quiet a baby down?

Make baby back ribs for dinner.

Game of Thrones season 8.

What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.

What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"

A magic nut.

What time is it when you say no to everything? Time to get bored.

What time is it when you get mad 😡 at school? Time to calm down.

What has it?

I never feel offended if my friends don't wish me a happy birthday.

Because that's what I want.

I'm just happy no idiots are calling these people fat-phobic.

Me: I know how to use a microwave!

Also me: Mom! The microwave is on fire!

What time do dogs wake up? At school is the time dogs wake up.

Why did the hobo go back to the future?

To stop himself from wasting all his money on a rigged casino machine.

Why do orphans not play sport?

Because they need parents' permission.

What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?

You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.

I fell down yesterday.

My life.

Kill me, please.

What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?

His Boba Pet.

If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.