Short jokes
Why use Heathrow when we have your forehead?
Your forehead is so big it can't even fit in the garage!
A cat in the desert be like:
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
Your mom is so ugly even Shrek ran away from her.
America is filled with MAYO MONKEYS (you could make a mayo sandwich!).
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
Art? More like fart! Hahahahhahahahahahhah!
I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I see you, I throw up.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of car on fire? Hot wheels.
Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!
What did the feather say to his wife?
You light my day.
At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!
Clit
Why did the penis go fly?
Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.
I miss my wife, Tails.