Short jokes
I f*** my dad. Please help me. 😭😭😭😭
Add me on Xbox Live: ironstriker1316.
Your mom, bro! XD Roasted! Lmfaoooooooooo!
What happens when you search nudes on my phone?
Nothing, I don't have any.
Apparently, I'm a category for jokes now. Hmm... ok!
#HOMIEZ4Life
P.S. Say "crack my finger," now say it backwards :)
When I was younger, I thought that it was cool to use knives because kids used to ask me to use them.
By the way, have you seen my sister?
Hahahahahahah I'm dying.
Who likes penis?
My cousin!
Last night I had a dream of lead, but your mom won't let me tell you.
So I'm a cow, guess what my dad thinks of that? He says I'm a loooosmer.
The Titanic was in a pickle when they saw the iceberg.
I'm going to your mom's house. Can you help me, planet?
Why did the failed abortion climb up the woman’s leg?
It was homesick.
How did the guy greet his wife?
"Howdy, sister!"
If people who live in Canada are Canadians, I mean if they drink Fanta, they’re fantastic.
Why did Hitler lose the war?
Because Göring ate every last airplane, tank, artillery, ship, and ammunition!
A son asked his mom: "Why are the lines in the LGBTQ community flag straight?"
Why did ItsFunneh go on the road? She so Draco looking at a car then the car runs over him, sad Draco.
Yo forehead is bigger than the Great Wall of China!
What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
Jurassic Park.