Short jokes
My mom loved taking pics of me when I was a child. Thanks to that, people really believe my fake smiles! :3
Hey anime girl, I hope you know that Jayden is a boy and we got back together.
Hahahaha, you never had a chance, so hahahaha!
What do you call an alligator detective??
An investi-gator.
Why did Germany win World War Two? Wait—that's not right... um... excuse me while I look up who won the war...
*disconnected*
Welcome to Blind Date. With me, Stevie Wonder!
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?
Question: How was Covid-19 born?
Answer: Someone fucked Batman! 😂
If Emma Feel had a penny every time someone gave her head, she would have enough to make Mark Zuckerberg and Trump her third-legged bitch.
So when my parents say no to "isms," I say, "Can I be homophobic?"
I like my vegetables like I like my women: forgotten at the bottom of my freezer.
#NoMoreOrphanJokes STOP IT NOW! I will dislike all the orphan jokes that appear.
I hate my wife.
*cue laugh*
Q: What’s a koala's face song? A: Never gonna give you up BECAUSE it hangs on the tree and the person is the tree?
I'm happy that I named my dog "I Know What You Did." It's funny to see how much people get scared when I call him.
Kid: Hi Mum!
Mum: Hi, Loser!
Kid: Why?
Mum: You loser, why? Hahaha!
Kid: Waaaaaaa!
I know this is not funny, but who cares?
Why couldn't an orphan use a fighter jet?
Because he couldn't use the homing missiles.
A, B, C, E, F, G. You smell like a baby. Maybe you should not be "Hati-ey."
Would you rather eat a brick or a matter baby?
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
Rubbing everywhere but not the clit and asking, "Do you like that?"
(dude wtf)