Yo mama is so fat, she jumped on a trampoline and she broke it.
Short Jokes
Hey girl, are you a diamond pick?
'Cause I'm as hard as obsidian.
What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
Panera fled.
What do you call a person who measures air? Airometer.
You're so skinny, you can barely fit through a door crack.
Bro, you look like you got your hair from the Roblox avatar shop.
Hey kids, guess who started a micronation?
It’s Barney and Trump. They don’t let gays in, but they kill them.
This joke is so bad I don't even know what I wrote at this point.
Goku solos.
John Cena.
What's green and smells like pork?
Kermit's fingers!
My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.
Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.
Friends = your power level.
Emo kid = power level: 0000.
Don’t blame Bush; he is white. It couldn’t have been him.
Shup up, transparent hairline. Look like you got splashed by some clear soap.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Mary."
"Mary who?"
"Marry me!"
Ichigo solos.
You: I have a nice hairline.
Your friend: Since when do you have one?
You: I forgot.
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.
I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.
A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”
I said, “Well, which one are you then?”