Master Jokes

Anonymous

My dad was a master of his art; being compared to Houdini. Due his skill in disappearing.

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Master Has Given Dobby a Glock Dobby is Thug

emmet2021
in Dirty Joke

What do you call an expert fisherman?

A “MASTER-BAITER”.

jacob

my brother wanted to go fishing i told him he had to learn how to master bait go look it up on youtube guess who is grounded

Anonymous

I got an xbox achievement the other day. It said trash master, and everyone looked at me at the funeral

Anonymous
in Puns

To master puns you got to relish them first that’s how I musterd it who knows maybe you will ketchup to my level

Anonymous

A teacher asked a class who killed Goliath, the first pupil said he wasn’t the one, the second said he doesn’t know. No one knew in the class. The teacher got furious and dashed to the Head Master’s office to report. Immediately, the head master followed him back to the class with a cane. He growled- “If no one tells me who killed Goliath in this class, you will see fire” Everyone in the class insisted on the fact that it wasn’t them. Then the Head master looked at the teacher and said- “Mr Dapo, are you sure that the person who killed Goliath is in this class? The teacher fainted.

Anus McDickNuggets

What did the slaves say when they met their soon to be masters?

“Aaah a ghost!”

freshfry

u wanna talk ALYA and jk master?

A teacher asked a class who killed Goliath, the first pupil said he wasn’t the one, the second said he doesn’t know. No one knew in the class. The teacher got furious and dashed to the Head Master’s office to report. Immediately, the head master followed him back to the class with a cane. He growled- “If no one tells me who killed Goliath in this class, you will see fire” Everyone in the class insisted on the fact that it wasn’t them. Then the Head master looked at the teacher and said- “Mr Dapo, are you sure that the person who killed Goliath is in this class? The teacher fainted.

Jybori

What starts with s and ends with erm? SuperM. This means both matrix and master so take out the u and then you just get master. When you think of sperm you think of porn. If your a master at something your also a star at it. So you get porn star.

Anonymous
in Disappearance

My dad was a master of art, he was compared to Houdini, due to his skill of disappearing

m to de b m to de b = master bate

local african american

Friend: how dark is ur humor Me: …it… Friend: no Me:smilesGETS BEAT BY THE MISTRESS AND GETS SCOLDED BY THE MASTER!!! Friend: why are you like this?

Anonymous

My grandfather is a great fisherman, especially baiting a rod. I guess you could call him the Master-Baiter

Anonymous
in Sport

If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddy’s job title?

A masterbator

Big dick daddy

2,4,6,8 your staying up to late 2,4,6,8 all I do is master bait

Fruitcake

If you start at a bait shop you’re an amateur baiter but once you achieve the highest level you become a master baiter. Now buy a shrimp boat and become a master baiter on shrimp boat

Anonymous
in Orphan

why is a orphan in to worshiping satin? cause they get to call someone master and be freaky

roses or red voilets are blue the childern are fast but elmo is faster bow down to your master

Misstiano Penaldo
in Penaldo

Penalties. Tap ins. Ghosting. Diving.

Long ago, the four lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Germans attacked. Only Penaldo, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when his country needed him most, he vanished.

ALYA
in Orphan

HI everyone that is mean to freshfry,Addison banks, drew,watersharky,Gwen,and jk master fucking get off this site bully’s I love everyone here except the bullies!

freshfry

hey a woah man, and ALYA how r u guys? oh and hbu jk master? how is life rn is it hard? u wanna tal?

freshfry

and hey ALYA and jk master how u guys doin? no one bieng ass to u guys today right if so ill beat them up :)