Roses are Red, Foxes are Red

Okay, so this Amy Smith person thinks they're slick, right? They're trying to be all poetic with the roses and foxes being red. But then BAM! Outta nowhere, they wanna touch your butt forever. It's unexpected and kinda creepy, which is what makes it funny (or not, depending on your sense of humor, which is probably lacking). And let's be real, you probably have a weird obsession with something equally strange.