Short jokes
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
What do you call six gay people in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call a redhead in a fridge?
I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.
Why is your mom ugly, bozo?
What's Stephen Hawking's worst nightmare?
Stairs.
I suck on cups so START RUNNIN' CUPHEAD!
"Jizzy jazz all over my ass."
At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!
Clit
Say, "Hey, you're pretty." Then she'll say, "OMG, thank you so much," or something cringe. Then you say, "Pretty f***ing ugly, aha, gottie!"
Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.
I just figured out the "X" in Max stands for the button on Tinder every girl wants to press when they see him.
What was Hitler's favorite part of the car? The gas tank.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of car on fire? Hot wheels.
Spiderman needs to fight against the emos, new movie idea!
What did the feather say to his wife?
You light my day.
Ya momma is sus.