Short jokes
Hahahahahahah I'm dying.
Octopussy.
What did the Indian person say to the lady?
"Curry up, will you?"
No one. Beyoncé said "To the left, to the left!" She really meant women have no rights.
What time is it when dogs are an appointment? Time to scream!
Would you like a piece of Africa?
Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.
What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
Jurassic Park.
Why do cannibals not like to eat clowns?
Cause they taste funny!
Ever heard of rape jokes?
No?
Well, I'll MAKE you hear 'em!
What do Asian people eat?
Rice.
What's God's favorite Michael Jackson song? The Earth Song. 😍😍😍
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?
They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.
Orphan
Roses are red, violets are blue, all these orphan jokes have ruined this site. Fuck you!
I will make a funny joke if you let me be your boyfriend. I'm 19 and I am Russian.
Why did ItsFunneh go on the road? She so Draco looking at a car then the car runs over him, sad Draco.
Your Mom tells you to take out the trash, and the next day the Police are asking if you bombed the School.
You know why Hitler wouldn’t drink whisky? Because it made him angry.
I think them homosexuals are rather gay.
Your forehead is so big, it's bigger than a school!