Short jokes
What's rap boats got in common with plastic bags? They both a danger to young children.
If I found BlessedBrian's jokes FUNNY, I would be just as retarded as HIM.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses?
To SHADE the HATERS!
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the stage?
To keep track of his rhyme time.
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.
Why don't rappers use the subway?
Because they don't want to miss their next rhyme.
Which is more disabling, autism, ADHD, or Down syndrome?
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a "bash."
Why did the rapper always carry a pencil?
In case he had to draw a crowd.
Why was the rapper bad at basketball?
He could only dribble rhymes.
What’s a rapper’s favorite part of the house?
The rhyme cellar.
Jeffery Epstein killed Hitler.
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
Why did the rapper bring a calculator to the concert?
To COUNT his BARS.
Why did the rapper wear sunglasses to the interview?
Because his FUTURE was too BRIGHT!
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
How do rappers keep their breath fresh?
With some FRESH BEATS.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?
Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.