Short jokes
Can a cook and clean for real? No, I do not want no rabbit hare in my house.
Yo mama so skinny, she choked on a SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI!
Roses are red, I like burgers on a bun.
This news: family neuters furry son.
My name has "anus" in it.
I tried to dress hot so my boyfriend would cast some attention upon me, but it just made him sweat.
Why did the Mexican take the tamale to the hospital?
Tamlito.
I will give you all the fine chicks you want. Just dial this number: 313-974- tap that ass from Hooters strip club.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!
My teacher: Time can't count.
Me: Every second counts.
My teacher: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhh!
Don't ever wanna fuck a dude!!
Why does your mom hate you?
Because you are a loser.
What does a wife and a boombox have in common?
They only work when you beat them.
How many feet are in feet?
The waiter asked me, "How would you like your steak?"
I replied, "As soon as possible!"
I never feel offended if my friends don't wish me a happy birthday.
Because that's what I want.
I'm just happy no idiots are calling these people fat-phobic.
Me: I know how to use a microwave!
Also me: Mom! The microwave is on fire!
Shoutout to gil44200ns for commenting on my post!
My friend walked down the street and peed on a car.
Is your name ooOOo? Because my name is lalala.
oOO laLA!