Short jokes
Boggy
When a man loses his testosterone,
Man: Could I please have a loaner boner?
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
A ball hit me in the vagina.
Ur dad is mad.
U were accidental.
Do no doctor start with A and A+?
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
I'm autistic.
Mary had a little lamb.
Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human!
At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun, "Where's the candle?" The other Nun says, "Doesn't it!"
I can't handle these puns...
But I can HAND you some puns!
Budum tiss!
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
The last time I ever made a joke was just now.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
Why was Hitler born? Because he got killed.
Why does five plus five equal eleven?
Because it's actually six.
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.