At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
Short Jokes
I hate salmonella.
It is such a pain in the butt.
You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!
Fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu na na na na na na!
"Talking Ben killed me. JK, it was talking me."
Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted!
Why are midgets constantly thirsty?
They can't reach the drinking fountains.
Stop sign: If you speed, I'll call your parents.
Orphans: Going 180.
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
BLM be like black lives matter everyone in this chat :). BLM= Bang Local MLFS.
Why does the cannibal village not exist anymore?
They all ate each other.
Hi, father, I failed the class, you mommy!
What's the code thing on Minecraft that decides the world generation?
Seed?
Seedeeznuts!
Why can’t the blind man see?
He just can’t see. 🫤
Why is willb103 so funny?!!
Because he made the joke home page!!!
I built a website for an orphanage, but it had no homepage.
Boys eat Frito Bandito, but men eat Guido Bandito.
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.
Your mom is so ugly that even Medusa turned to stone from looking at her!