What did the mustard say to the ketchup? "Quit running so fast, let me ketchup to you."
Mustard and Ketchup Pun
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about the word "catch up." See, mustard wants ketchup to slow down so he can "catch up," but it sounds like "ketchup" because they're both condiments. Get it? Probably not, you seem kinda slow.
Comments (1)
Anonymous
Fuck sake