Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
Short Jokes
Face the truth, Jake could have went on the door, but Rose wanted him to die.
Is laughing a problem?
Laughing at what?
I want to jump.
Jump—what?
Jump off the hook.
2+2+67+23= Now calculate the mass of the Solar system. Be these questions these days.
My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.
When you see a woman with a leg chain, what usually comes to your mind?
Taco Bell makes you crappy.
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.
This joke is so that this reaches 69 jokes.
That was a really crappy bun!
How do you get a million fowl?
You run through Africa with a bullet of water.
You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.
My great uncle died in a concentration camp.
He fell off one of the guard towers.
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?
Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
I'm dying... sike, I lied. You thought I died!
Why don't orphans have Life360?
Because parents won't track them.