Short jokes
Johnny eats a lot of ham, so he catches lots of spam.
Why does a kid yell, "Shit?"
Because he had to take one.
Why can't orphans become famous?
Because it will become easier for Technoblade to track them down.
Orphans must hate 2020 because you need a home to homeschool.
Republicunts/Cuntservaturds.
You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?
Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔
What takes knowledge to do and also takes knowledge away?
Looking down the barrel and pulling the trigger. 😂
My step mom walked in naked once. I sky rocketed that day. I was 12.
Why did I kill?
Because I'm dumb.
I gotta do terrorist :)
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.
It didn't land well.
The kids at Robb Elementary School went in to read books. Instead, they got dozens of magazines.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Ho Lee Fuk.
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.
We love Russia, we do.
We love Russia, we do.
We love Russia, we do.
Oh, Russia, we love you! 🇷🇺
How do you think Julius Caesar killed his enemies?..
With a pair of Caesars! 😂😂👌
George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.