Short jokes
What color is Sonic's ball?
Blue because he keeps getting rejected.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
You and Jason in your bed.
By day I like girls, by night I like boys, but you, I wouldn’t like you at dusk or dawn.
I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.
Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
I pregnoot.
Your hairline's less straight than my dad's.
A Chinese teacher's phone rang as he was going to class, and he said:
"My phone the ring ring, it's my wife ring ring."
"I put the tin foil in the microwave, ma!"
What makes Asians look like they're laughing at everyone? They're squinting before they hear the joke.
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
Why is my plane delayed?
Because someone hit the Sears Tower.
When a homeless kid goes to school and the teacher says, "You have homework tonight," he said, "Sorry, Teach, I don't got a home."
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
I ate Nemo.
I went to the super market one day and I saw a Caesar salad for 69 dollars. Next minute someone comes up to me and says, "Caesar deez nutz!"
Why was the tamale in the hospital? Because he was a "tamalito."
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Orange you glad I didn't say apple again?