Short jokes

Short jokes

People

Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!

Rick Astley

What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?

One won't let you down, while the other will.

Parrot

Roses are red, my pencil is blunt.

A parrot trapped on a roof keeps telling the fire crew to f*ck off!

Orphan

These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.

Employee

You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.

Nemo

What did Nemo say to the emo?

"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."

Man

What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?

My dad hates them both!

Hairline

Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!

Forehead

Yo forehead is so big, Albert Einstein couldn’t figure out the measurement of it!

Orphan

What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪

Orphan

Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?

Because homing missiles don’t work on them.