Short jokes
Someone was walking down the street and they saw some neat...
"Diarrhea cha cha cha, Diarrheal cha cha cha!"
The difference between women and beer is that beer makes you happy for nothing, why women make you angry for nothing.
Does anyone know Wakanda movie is Black Panther?
Funny thing is, dead women can't say no...
What does Adam look like?
The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
What’s red, slimy, and makes my wife scream? Two failed abortions!
What do you call a homeless orphan?
Homo-less.
Poopy pants! Ha! Got 'em! Use Code Fred_5001 in the Fortnite item shop.
Why were the octopi sad?
Ugly 2d big tittied girls kept fucking him idk im a horny 14 year old.
You were amazing... Sike I lied, that pussy is dry.
Are you a bullet?
*gets shot*
Me: Hey, I have candy.
Kid: Right next to me, can I have some?
Me: Some of deez nuts.
Penis, neck, rope?
What’s the difference between anal sex and vegetables? One is cruel to the person getting it in, the other is vegetables.
I molested a child today, and it felt quite lovely on my penis! 👍
Two tomatoes are walking on a road. Then a car runs over one of them, and the other says: "Hi, ketchup!"
What was the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Lololol get it? They fell from like 100 feet.
Why don’t you peel a banana?
It’s too hard to kill your nana.
"1v1 me bitch!"