Short jokes
Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Why couldn't the pervert cross the road? Because his dick was in the chicken's ass!
Why did the car fall asleep?
Because he was too tired.
No one:
Literally no one:
Abraham Lincoln: *dies*
John Wilkes Booth: *ranks up*
My joke is about Archer, riddles, sex life. Wait, sorry, there is none.
Thanks for reading Archer’s love life story.
A skeleton had a job interview, but he looked messy.
I had to fix his collarbone.
Tell someone to say "alpha" and then "kenny one". Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said, "I'll fuck anyone!"
What did the squash say to the tomato?
Ketchup!
Was ist der Lieblingssport eines Deutschen?
When it is quiet when you're having sex and you ask your partner to "Do the roar!"
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.
Q) What did the airplane say to the little boy?
A) Nothing, airplanes don't talk!
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
Say "Mike Wizowski" fast to a teenager and I will get you $100000000000.
We were discussing cows in a lesson. I asked my teacher why she was one.
My name is Mike Oxmaul, and my friend's name is Hugh Janus!
Why do brides wear white?
So they match the kitchen appliances.
Your mumma so fat she takes up 4 seats of the sofa.
The bank said go to the river bank. Oh, oh, oh, good fishy joke!
I'mma monch ur nan's feet at 3 am tonight, ngl.
What did the officer tell the lioness after she said she was a dog?
Oooooooooh girl, you lion!