I adopted you. Now say goodbye, you missed your Spanish lesson...
Short Jokes
Teacher: What does the pig's skin do?
Student: It keeps pig skin together! š
Voicemailing.
What do you call chill legumes?
Hippeas.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the British bastard and get the egg roll.
What did the 19-year-old say to the 12-year-old?
Wanna play Mario Smash Bros without Mario or his bros?
Hey guys, it's an alien!
Five people went to a store and asked for a menu. The waitress said, "I will be right back."
My mom wanted me to brush my hair.
And I just told her that even pet animals don't like their hair brushed...
In Home Alone, if the kid was an orphan, it would just be called "Alone."
Chicken
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
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Sad life goes, joke mom.
Chat date for Kenya and Jaden!
Hi meccool.
What did the pen say to the pencil? You have a point.
Why don't the giraffes go to elementary school? Because they are already in high school.
What's the difference between a magician and a chorus line?
The magician has a cunning array of stunts!
Me: *in a family meeting*
Mom: Ok guys...
Me in my mind: BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA