Short jokes
Asian without "As" is just sin.
Three people having sex is a threesome; two people is a twosome. So next time someone calls you "handsome," don't take it as a compliment.
I did a ton of work today, a skele-ton.
What's the difference between a spare tire and dead hookers? I don't have 8 spare tires in my trunk.
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
What did Caesar’s cat say to him?
Nothing. Cats don’t talk.
What's great about having sex with twenty-eight year olds?
There's ate of them.
What did the left butt cheek say to the right?
"Trump 2020."
What do you call a black hole?
Butt hole.
Why did the girl never go upstairs?
Because she had no legs.
Suc my dic
Who needs storage on a computer? Just use an Asian's brain.
How do Chinese people play in Spy?
They can't.
What do you call a person that inherits a lot of money?
A millionheir.
You smell like you farted hard. A, B, Honor Roll, all F’s, you retarded!
Slob on my knob.
If I had a dollar for every gender, I would only have one dollar because women are objects and men are superior.
My friend had no school because of heavy snow.
Guess you could say it was a snow school day!
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What's the difference between a yandere and a gun?
Nothing.
Flip them off the wrong way and you're dead.