Short jokes
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
"1v1 me in Clash, you're trash, bro."
I swear your eyebrows have attachment issues, they're touching right now.
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
Roses are red, my pencil is blunt.
A parrot trapped on a roof keeps telling the fire crew to f*ck off!
This isn't really a joke, but I HAVE PTSD, YAY! :)
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
Dababy in my dickle trickle when eating my pickle.
Africa has every gun except for what?
A water gun.
Why did the stairs move?
Because it was up to something!
You know the Twin Towers employees were supposed to meet a good football team. Instead, they just met the Jets.
What did Nemo say to the emo?
"Be careful, you can't Nemo your way out of emo."
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
I tried getting an abortion, but they said, "Sir, this is a pizzeria."
Your hairline goes so far back that even Gavin, who looks like a monkey, can't see it!
Yo forehead is so big, Albert Einstein couldn’t figure out the measurement of it!
I wish my ex-wife would take me back. :(
HAHAHAH! You all got April fooled in the wrong month!
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.