Short jokes
What do cheetahs wear to work?
They can't change because cheetahs can't change their spots!
Me and my cancer
Are like a game of Fortnite.
I’ll never win.
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Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
Two tomatoes are walking on a road. Then a car runs over one of them, and the other says: "Hi, ketchup!"
Poopy pants! Ha! Got 'em! Use Code Fred_5001 in the Fortnite item shop.
Someone was walking down the street and they saw some neat...
"Diarrhea cha cha cha, Diarrheal cha cha cha!"
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
He might have been a Fortnite player. Respect him.
Funny thing is, dead women can't say no...
What does Adam look like?
The fat ginger baby of Boss Baby.
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
I lent my sister my bed. The next morning, she told me it worked like a dream.
"Peppa's ribs."
What is a big animal 🦓? A bat 🦇!
I want to do Uranus. (tounge emoji) (wet emoji)
A man came running into a hospital saying, "Doctor, Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"
The doctor replied, "I know I amputated your arms!"
Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?
A: Owwww!!!!!
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"