Short jokes
Two mums hook up!
Their daughter comes in the room and says, "Which one's the baby daddy?"
The "mum" points to the woman who was actually a man!
Why did Brandon harass Sydney because she didn't want to eat his foreskin?
What flavor ice cream do rape victims enjoy?
Cock flavor.
What's great about having sex with twenty-eight year olds?
There's ate of them.
Why did the girl never go upstairs?
Because she had no legs.
What do you call a black hole?
Butt hole.
What did the left butt cheek say to the right?
"Trump 2020."
How do Chinese people play in Spy?
They can't.
Suc my dic
Who needs storage on a computer? Just use an Asian's brain.
You smell like you farted hard. A, B, Honor Roll, all F’s, you retarded!
Slob on my knob.
What do you call a person that inherits a lot of money?
A millionheir.
If I had a dollar for every gender, I would only have one dollar because women are objects and men are superior.
Why did the chicken ride across town? Because he was being taken to Tyson.
Freya Walker is a feminist.
Tyler
What do McDonalds and priests both do?
They both put their meat between 10-year-old buns.
What's the difference between a yandere and a gun?
Nothing.
Flip them off the wrong way and you're dead.
How did the skeleton know it was about to rain?
"Because he felt it in his bones?"
No,
He read the weather app, you idiot.