Short jokes
I like whiteboards.
They're quite re-markable.
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
I just came up with a really good deaf people joke! The great thing is that they won't be able to hear it!
Was ist der Lieblingssport eines Deutschen?
A skeleton had a job interview, but he looked messy.
I had to fix his collarbone.
Tell someone to say "alpha" and then "kenny one". Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said, "I'll fuck anyone!"
What's yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.
Q: Why don't pedophiles win races?
A: Because they like to come in a little behind.
Nuts, nuts, nuts!
What did the squash say to the tomato?
Ketchup!
When it is quiet when you're having sex and you ask your partner to "Do the roar!"
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.
Q) What did the airplane say to the little boy?
A) Nothing, airplanes don't talk!
Alright, my sister is ALWAYS dancing randomly all the time, and what I say is, "Go get you boyfriend, dude!"
Do you want to hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
This is my fidget spinner, I got it in my Easter basket.
My child is ungrateful. I got him a bike for Christmas and he didn't say thank you. No, he said, "Dad, I don't have any legs!"
How are Stephen Hawking and Kaepernick so much alike? They both don’t stand for the national anthem.
My favorite instrument? The TromBONE, of course.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with?
Shin-gles!