Short jokes
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
I ate Nemo.
I went to the super market one day and I saw a Caesar salad for 69 dollars. Next minute someone comes up to me and says, "Caesar deez nutz!"
Why was the tamale in the hospital? Because he was a "tamalito."
Apple
Apple
Apple
Apple
Apple
Orange you glad I didn't say apple again?
An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."
Women are only for sex!
They are good for cooking and sex!
Nothing but those things.
Hiiiiiiiii, I said, Man, want candy? Me, YESSSSSS! Me, gets kidnaped.
What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?
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How do you tell a male skeleton from a female skeleton by the BONERS lmao?
You know that feeling when you're going through a school parking lot and go over a speed bump, then you realize that there are no speed bumps?
What's the difference between your mom and a fat female cow...
A female cow doesn't have a dick.
"Hey babe!"
Hi, I am back! Tell me what's happening?
A customer asked me to look at their hairline. I time traveled back to the dinosaurs.
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.
Boy/girl: I love you.
Me: I love me too! But sorry, my mom said I can't date trash. Go back to the trashcan.
The boy/girl: I- *Is depressed*
Me: Let's go to Randy's.
Friend: There's no Randy's.
Me: Ran deez nuts with a car.
Yo mama so poop and peepee and sucks on dick.
What do you call an underwater maid?
A mermaid! 😂😂😂😂