Short jokes
You're so fat that when you got on the scales, they said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
What should you do after banging the tightest pussy?..
Just put the diaper on her π
Dick cheese, booty hole, yellow cum shot, anal shit, dick hole, ass brownies.
Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. πΉπΉπΉ
That's if you even have an account. πΉπΉππΉπππΉπΉ
I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?
I have a trans friend.
He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.
Dad goat: Son, do you know what I like to eat?
Son goat: No, what?
Dad goat: Goat meat.
Son goat: *Gasps*
Dad goat: Nah, I'm just KIDing.
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
Why is Sally on TikTok?
Because she wants followers, so follow carcar1431 and xox.meg.xox1.
Why did the wheel fall?
Because there were too many fat people on it.
So there was this girl and her horse would not stop following her, so she said, "Stop horsing around!"
Get it? "Horse-ing."
Kids are only virgins because their dicks are small.
They call it the Cold War because Russia is cold in 2 ways.
Welcome to Blind Date. With me, Stevie Wonder!
Prostitutes remind me of chewese.
Does anyone have an Xbox One? My gamertag is Chalkyfrog11. Add me and comment on this post telling me your gamertag.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
Now you should let your imagination work... imagine naked Jesus with an erection... and nail holes in his hands...
Stop with dumb orphan jokes, you dumb ass people!!!!!!!!!!
They're not funny one bit, so stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When the school shooter finds you under the table,
"Wonderful weather we're having!"