What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
Short Jokes
What is a testicle's favorite book?
Put Tony's Nuts in Your Mouth!
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
Why can't a girl with no legs play soccer? Because she's a girl.
Orphan: Wanna have a sleepover?
Friend: But you're an orphan.
Orphan: Just wanted a place to sleep tonight!
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you just finish me off already?
LEZZZZZZ GOOOOO! 69 FOLLOWERS!
Who wants to be my boyfriend, please?
The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.
Sad news, my obese parrot died today.
Mind you, it's a huge weight off my shoulders.
What did the tomato say to the sad pickle?
"What's the big dill?"
Okay class, who can tell me who the fastest readers are?
The pilots of 9/11 went through the Twin Towers, 6 in 3 seconds.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Friend: What are you doing?
Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.
Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"
After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.
Give me followers instantly!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.