Short jokes
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Why did lil Timmy drop his lollies?
He was hit by a train.
I wish my dog was depressed so she can cut her own nails.
My cousin called me ugly.
Well, I'm pretty sure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a Kleenex.
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
"My name must taste good; it's always in your mouth."
Emo
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.
There is one difference between autistic kids and vegetarians.
They're both vegetables in serotonin ways.
Why did the cops come over?
Because parents had kids in their basement.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because his parents couldn’t help him out!
I’m sorry deez nuts can’t fit in your mouth.
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?
A depressed Indian boy.
When a kid says, "I'm a pedophile," it means that he has a crush on one of his classmates.
When an adult says it, he is accused as a rapper.
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What did Hitler say to the sheep, "Baaarrrrrrr!" Hahaha, get it, sister? Am I rightttt?
Your mum's so fat, she's the iceberg that sunk the Titanic!