Daddy bear said, "Somebody's been sleeping in my bed!"
Mummy bear said, "It was probably your whore, Linda!"
Listen up, smarty pants! This joke is all about a bear family, right? Daddy bear finds someone snoozing in his bed and makes a big deal about it. Then, BAM! Mummy bear throws down some serious shade by suggesting it was Linda, Daddy bear's mistress. It's funny because it's unexpected and a bit scandalous, kinda like your last haircut.