Daddy bear said, "Somebody's been sleeping in my bed!"
Mummy bear said, "It was probably your whore, Linda!"
Bear's Mistress
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, smarty pants! This joke is all about a bear family, right? Daddy bear finds someone snoozing in his bed and makes a big deal about it. Then, BAM! Mummy bear throws down some serious shade by suggesting it was Linda, Daddy bear's mistress. It's funny because it's unexpected and a bit scandalous, kinda like your last haircut.